GG Week 8 Results

 

Another week with ZERO sweeps. 

We all took the bait on the Texas game. 

Sigh. 

The Tennessee Vols hand it to Alabama in Knoxville, 24 - 17 the final. Didn't seem that close. UT is for real. 

Illinois, wearing really strange outfits, dumps the hapless Wolverines 21 - 7 in Champaign. Yes, yes. Holy shit, indeed, that the Fighting Illini are the #20 team in the land. Still, that's no excuse to cover a perfectly good helmet with stickers that simulate a century old leather helmet. NO. Excuse. Just, like, no. 

Georgia feels slighted and takes it out on the Texas Longhorns with an ass-whippin' in Austin, 30 - 15. Just, well, fuck you, Bevo. 

KBron: 1 to go to 12.

Big Dom: 2 to make 15. 

BreauxFreaux: Gutter-ball. Zero weekend. Stay at 18, Loser.

DPo: 1 to move to 18. Big deal. 

Ronde': You showed up. Great. 2 to move to 8. Wow.

$$uke: 1 to make 26. I guess I'm no Arnold Palmer. Then again, I don't shower with other PGA golfers.

Dawg: 1 to go to 14. I don't respect your performance thus far in GG.

Lola O: 1 to go to 19. Waiting for the wheels to come off and you to revert to your usual trash effort.

SockPocket: 1 to go to 16. Big man. Wooooo.

Psycho: 2 to go to 17. Finally, someone who's not fucking around.

Chiba: Gutter-ball. Zero. Still, you have 18. Get your shit together.

Q: Jesus. Naught into naught equals naught. Zero on the weekend. You have seven. Is there some history of serious head trauma that the rest of us don't know about?

Timmy! 2 to go to 16 for Mr. Cocky. Pride goeth before a fall, Bitch.

McLovin: 2 to go to 14. Making moves. Regrettably. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life