GG Week 9 Results

 GG Week 9.

And, once again, Brian Kelly is pissed. This time because Marcel Reed came off the bench for TAMU and stole his lunch money.

Texas A&M 38, LSU 23. Lola, maybe this is NOT the year. 

Minnesota clobbers Maryland, 48 - 23. Ski U Mah. 

Meechy sneaks by Little Brother, 24 - 17 in the Big House. Fist fight begins the second time expires. Stay classy, Michigan. 

KBron. SWEEP! 5 to go to 17.

Big Dom. 2 to make 17. You hate Marcel Reed.

Freaux. SWEEP! 5 to reach 23. Stop and smell the roses, Bitch.

DPo. SWEEP! 5 to go to 23. See?! I've been telling everyone you're not really a retard all season.

Ronde'. 1. To make 9. My ass has more points than that.

$$uke. SWEEP! I now have 31. Fuck you all.

Dawg. SWEEP! 5 to go to 19. Comin' on.

Lola O. 2 to go to 21. Not your week, Lola.

SockPuppet. SWEEP! 5 to make 21. Nice.

Psycho. 2 to get to 19. Not hopeless. Which is too bad.

ChibaChews. 2 to reach 20. Big fucking deal.

Q. 1. You now have 8. Whatever.

Timmy! SWEEP! 5 to make 21. You're almost somebody.

McLovin. 1. You have 15. You also have a diagnosis. We're just not sure what it is.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Games

 Week 10.

#4 Ohio State @ #3 Penn State, Noon, FOX. 11/2/2024.

Louisville Cardinals @ #11 Clemson Tigers, 7:30 PM, ESPN. 11/2/2024.

#18 Pittsburgh @ #20 SMU, 8 PM, ACCNetwork. 11/2/2024.

Roll dem bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 8 Results

And, just like that, it's week 8.

KBron. Memphis outlasts North Texas 52 - 44 in Memphis. 1 for the win. +13 is the total for K-Man.

Big Dom. The Ponies pound Stanford, 40 - 10 in Palo Alto. 1 for the win. Impressive AP love adds +4 more. +5 weekend adds up to +22 on the season.

BreauxFreaux and Boise with the BYE. Seriously fucked over by the AP with a two point drop. WTF, Breaux? Back down to +28.

DPeaux. God Posse takes another week off. DNP, goose-egg on the week. Stay at +12.

Ronde'. Hokies wake from slumber and throttle Boston College 42 - 21 in Blacksburg. 1 for the win. +12 total.

$$uke. The Cardinals are victimized by Miami, 52 - 45 on the road. A sickening sense of hopelessness sets in. Stay at +14.

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas abuses Houston 42 - 14 at Arrowhead Stadium. 1 for the win. Ascend to minus 3, Dawg. 

Lola O. LSU skonks the Pigs in Fayetteville, 34 - 10 the final. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop and that's it. +2 on the week. + 18 the season's score. 

SockPuppet. Miami dumps Louisville 52 - 45. Louisville is officially not good. 1 for the win. 1 for the no-drop. +2 on the week. +27 the total. 

Psycho. Tennessee hosts Alabama and beats their asses 24 - 17 in a penalty-fest but hell of a game otherwise. 1 for the win. 1 for the no-drop. +4 from the AP on the move-up. +6 weekend. Psycho claws some points back and rests at +19.

ChibaChews. What the hell happened to the Utes? TCU beats them, in Salt Lake, 13 - 7 and TCU is not good. Stay at minus 11. Road to nowhere much?

Q. It just keeps getting worse. Even when you don't think it can. Duke bests Florida State 23 - 16 in wherever the fuck Duke plays. Stay at minus 22. 70 million dollar buy-out means the FSU coach isn't going anywhere. 

Timmy! BYE week for the Penn State Eleven. 1 for the no drop. +16 the total. James Franklin getting his head waxed at the only all-Amish whorehouse in State College. 

McLovin. BYE week. The pain. The healing. The full-throated screaming of the Ohio State fan-base demanding that everybody be fired and shot at dawn. Not a great week to be walking alone in Columbus. 1 for the no-drop. Minus 2 for McLovin. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9 Games

 

It's a tight contest in GG.

LSU @ Texas A&M, Noon, ABC/ESPN+, College Station, TX.

Maryland Terrapins @ Minnesota Golden Gophers, 3:30, FS1, Huntington Bank Stadium, Minneapolis.

Michigan State @ Michigan, 7:30, BigTenNetwork, Ann Arbor, MI.

Who's gonna' sweep? 

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Results

 

Another week with ZERO sweeps. 

We all took the bait on the Texas game. 

Sigh. 

The Tennessee Vols hand it to Alabama in Knoxville, 24 - 17 the final. Didn't seem that close. UT is for real. 

Illinois, wearing really strange outfits, dumps the hapless Wolverines 21 - 7 in Champaign. Yes, yes. Holy shit, indeed, that the Fighting Illini are the #20 team in the land. Still, that's no excuse to cover a perfectly good helmet with stickers that simulate a century old leather helmet. NO. Excuse. Just, like, no. 

Georgia feels slighted and takes it out on the Texas Longhorns with an ass-whippin' in Austin, 30 - 15. Just, well, fuck you, Bevo. 

KBron: 1 to go to 12.

Big Dom: 2 to make 15. 

BreauxFreaux: Gutter-ball. Zero weekend. Stay at 18, Loser.

DPo: 1 to move to 18. Big deal. 

Ronde': You showed up. Great. 2 to move to 8. Wow.

$$uke: 1 to make 26. I guess I'm no Arnold Palmer. Then again, I don't shower with other PGA golfers.

Dawg: 1 to go to 14. I don't respect your performance thus far in GG.

Lola O: 1 to go to 19. Waiting for the wheels to come off and you to revert to your usual trash effort.

SockPocket: 1 to go to 16. Big man. Wooooo.

Psycho: 2 to go to 17. Finally, someone who's not fucking around.

Chiba: Gutter-ball. Zero. Still, you have 18. Get your shit together.

Q: Jesus. Naught into naught equals naught. Zero on the weekend. You have seven. Is there some history of serious head trauma that the rest of us don't know about?

Timmy! 2 to go to 16 for Mr. Cocky. Pride goeth before a fall, Bitch.

McLovin: 2 to go to 14. Making moves. Regrettably. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 7 Results

 Week 7.

KBron. Memphis drops South Florida, 21 - 3 on the road. Does South Florida suck? Pretty sure. 1 for the win, Mr. Not-such-a-big-deal. +12 on the  season.

Big Dom. SMU DNP. Zero. But wait. THERE'S MORE. A mysterious 'no-play DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! Plus 5. I don't think I've ever seen this before. Somehow it seems wrong but, WTF. It's Season Seventeen, where anything can happen. The Ponies are #25 in the AP. Big Dom is at +17.

BreauxFreaux. Boise rolls Hawaii, 28 - 7 in Coconut Land. What's-his-name gains another 500 yds on three carrys. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +2 on the move up. Holy shit, Breaux has +30 on the year.

DPo. On this Saturday God rested. And so did Team Jesus. Zero. +12.

Ronde'. VTech with the BYE. Best possible outcome for VT. +10.

$$uke. L'ville Cards vanquish woeful Virginia on the road, 24 - 20. Not much to brag about. +1. +14

 total. 

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas DNP. Best way to avoid another loss Dawg. Stay at minus 4.

Lola O. Is this the season?! LSU finishes off Ole Miss, in Baton Rouge, in OT, 29 - 26. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, massive 5 point pump from the AP, and a 7 point weekend bonanza lands you at +16.

SockPuppet. Miami Hurricanes with the BYE week. 1 for the no drop. +25 the total. Thoughts of a repeat BRFL championship are hard to supress right now for 'Puppet.

Psycho. Tennessee dispatches Florida in Neyland Stadium 23 - 17 and, okay, Florida is struggling, but the AP DROPS the Vols 3? Not sure I've seen THAT before. 1 for the win, minus 2 on the weekend, Psycho with +13.

ChibaChews. OMG it just keeps getting worse. The Utes trot out a creaky, 43 year old, one-handed Cam Rising and lose 19 - 17 to Arizona State on the road. The Utes season has officially gone off the rails. This loss leads to a screaming power-dive out of the AP, that's minus 9, then the dreaded REAM!, minus 5 more, and it's a minus 14 weekend. Chiba takes up residence at minus 11.

You Chews, you lose. 

Q. FSU plays it safe with a BYE week. Minus 22. 

Timmy! Penn State makes the cross-country trip to Los Angeles and ... dumps USC 33 - 30 in OT. Another cruel twist of the knife in Lincoln Riley's once-promising career. 😢. 1 for the win.1 for the no drop. 1 for the move up in the AP. +3 weekend. And with Ohio State douching (see below), suddenly that tilt in State College November 2nd looks like a big game. Sit tight at +15.

McLovin. Ohio State travels to noisy Autzen Stadium and loses to Oregon 31 - 32 in a game eerily reminiscent of the last time these two teams tussled in Columbus. The Buckeye offense does fine (except when it doesn't) and the defense is lost in the ozone. Time for the legendary Ohio State D-line coach, Larry Johnson, to move on. AP only slaps a minus 2 on the Scarlet and Gray and McLovin sits at minus 3.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life   

                                                                                                                                                                      

GG Week 7 Results

 

Penn State 33 over USC 30, in Los Angeles, in OT. 

LSU 29 over Ole Miss 26, in Baton Rouge, in OT.

Oregon 32 over Ohio State 31, in Eugene. 

No sweeps this week.

KBron. Gutter-ball. 0 for 3 on the week. Stay at 11.

Big Dom. 1 for the PSU pick. 13 total.

BreauxFreaux. 1. Make it 18 on the season.

DPo. Nailed the PSU game. 17.

Ronde'. No entry. Sad. Zero on the week. 6 total which is ... sad.

$$uke. 1. Make it 25.

DogTheBountyHunter. 1. Go to 13.

Lola O. Picks up two. Whiffs on the Ohio State game. Make it 18 total. 

SockPuppet. 1. You have 15.

Psycho. 1. You have 15 as well.

ChibaChews. Bang, bang. Picked up 2. Chiba with 18.

Q. 1. Make it 7.

Timmy. Deuce. 2 to go to 14.

McLovin. 1 to make 12.

We all picked Ohio State. They let us all down. Sad face.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 8 Games

 I want to give all of you the Week 8 Games because it's an epic weekend. Even you, Ronde'. Though you blew off the games last weekend and I'll never forget it, taking it personally, as I did. 

The way I see it, if I give you dorks the games now, you can spend hours of fruitless handwringing and researching, only to see it all blow up in your faces Saturday. Like last Saturday.

These are all Saturday games, by the way.

#7 Alabama Crimson Tide @ #11 Tennessee Volunteers. 3:30, abc/ESPN+.

#24 Meechigan @ #22 Illinois. Also 3:30, CBS/Paramount.

#5 Georgia @ #1 Texas Longhorns. 7:30, abc/ESPN+. Let's see who's for real. 

Roll the bones. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 6 Results

Sonny Styles

KBron. Memphis. Did not play (DNP). Stay at +11.

Note: We've gone back Old School when it comes to BRFL communication. The Spread Sheet stuff just didn't really work out. 

BigDom. (Formerly CCS). SMU has found themselves a QB. Ponies 34 over Louisville, 27. The Cards take it in the cloaca at home. BigDom with 1 for the win, +12 for the total. 

BreauxFreaux. Boise State both hosts and cock-whips Utah State to the tune of 62 - 30 in Idaho. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, +4 for the Move Up, +6 on the week and, hello, +26 for the total to take the lead. You Bitch, Breaux. 

DPo. God Flamers postpone their tilt against FIU until 10/8. Whatever. Call it +11 for now. Wait ...  this just in, The Party of God overcomes FIU 31 -24 in OT, 10/8/2024. Why does it feel like this team has reached its ceiling? +12 their updated puny-ass score. 

Ronde'. VTech 31 on the road over Stanford 7. Some controversy on the scoring here. We straightened it out. 1 for the win. +1 on the week. +10 on the season. VTech still essentially nobody.

$$uke. How brief the glory. Cards trampled by the Ponies, 27 - 34 at home. Minus 3 on the power plunge out of the AP. Then, it's REAM! time, minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the weekend. $$uke down to +13. 😥

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas drops another one. 31 - 35, the Jayhawks take the "L" on the road vs the Sun Devils. Sadness. Stay at minus 4.

Lola O. LSU DNP. 1 for the no drop. Total is +9.

SockPuppet. On the road, Miami bests Cal 39 - 38. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, +2 on the move up (???), +4 weekend, +24 on the season for Sock and the Puppet Master. 

Psycho (formerly Snottie). Wooo-Pig-soooiiieee. The Vols go down on the road to Arkansas, 14 - 19. Minus 4 on the drop. Total is +15 on the season. Suddenly, like ... you're nobody. 

Chiba. Utes DNP. Still. 1 for the no drop. +2 on the move up. +3 on the weekend. You should just not play more often. +3 on the year. 

Q. Are you fucking kidding me? At home, FSU lays another egg. Clemson 29, Florida State 13. An absolute disaster in Tallahassee. Stay at minus 22.

Timmy!, UCLA comes to Happy Valley and gets handled by the Nittanys, 27 - 11. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 on the move-up (really? UCLA?) +5 weekend, +12 for Timmy! on the season. Road trip to the Coliseum looms.

McLovin. Buckeyes rock the All-Greys and bully Iowa in Columbus, 35 - 7 the final. But ... Iowa. Road trip to Eugene will tell the tale. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up, McLovin is at minus 1.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

 

GG Week 7 Games

Penn State @ USC. Los Angeles, California, 3:30 PM CBS

Ole Miss @ LSU. Baton Rouge, Louisianna, 7:30, abc

Ohio State @ Oregon, Autzen Stadium, Eugene, Oregon, 7:30, NBC.

Roll the bones. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 6 Results

 Here's how it went down this weekend, Brothers and Sisters.

TAMU curb-stomps Missouri.  The Aggies can ball on Kyle Field. 41 - 10, TAMU.

Nebraska outlasts Rutgers. The BlackShirts might be back. 14 - 7, Huskers.

Washington gets pay-back on Meechy. Cry me a river, Sharon More.  27 - 17, Huskys.

See your email for details.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

Macho, macho man.

BRFL Week 5 Results

Freaks,

There has been some confusion with the scoring thus far this season. We've had equipment failures, a nervous breakdown, and rampant drug abuse in the back office but it looks like, with the help of Big Dom, we've finally straightened out the scores. See below for where you stand heading into Week six's contests:

KBron, Memphis: +11

Big Dom, SMU Mustangs: +11

BreauxFreaux, Boise: +20 (DIDDLE! last week)

DPo, Good-book Boys, +11

Ronde': VTech,: +10 (You don't play until Tuesday, for some reason.)

$$uke, L'ville: +21

Dawg, Kansas: minus 4

Lola O, LSU: +8

SockPuppet, Miami U: +20

Psycho, Tennessee: +19

ChibaChews, Utah: 0

Q, Florida State: -22 (you play Clemson today.)

Timmy!, Penn State: +7

McLovin, Ohio State: minus 4

 

That's it, Bitches,

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life