GG Week 8 Games

 I want to give you all the Week 7 Games because it's an epic weekend. Even you, Randy. Though you blew off the games last weekend and I'll never forget it, taking it personally, as I did. 

The way I see it, if I give you dorks the games now, you can spend hours of fruitless handwringing and researching, only to see it all blow up in your face Saturday. Like last Saturday.

These are all Saturday games, by the way.

#7 Alabama Crimson Tide @ #11 Tennessee Volunteers. 3:30, abc/ESPN+.

#24 Meechigan @ #22 Illinois. Also 3:30, CBS/Paramount.

#5 Georgia @ #1 Texas Longhorns. 7:30, abc/ESPN+. Let's see who's for real. 

Roll the bones. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 6 Results

Sonny Styles

KBron. Memphis. Did not play (DNP). Stay at +11.

Note: We've gone back Old School when it comes to BRFL communication. The Spread Sheet stuff just didn't really work out. 

BigDom. (Formerly CCS). SMU has found themselves a QB. Ponies 34 over Louisville, 27. The Cards take it in the cloaca at home. BigDom with 1 for the win, +5 for the DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE!, +6 on the week, +17 total.

BreauxFreaux. Boise State both hosts and cock-whips Utah State to the tune of 62 - 30 in Idaho. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, +4 for the Move Up, +6 on the week and, hello, +26 for the total to take the lead. You Bitch, Breaux. 

DPo. God Flamers postpone their tilt against FIU until 10/8. Whatever. Call it +11 for now. Wait ...  this just in, The Party of God overcomes FIU 31 -24 in OT, 10/8/2024. Why does it feel like this team has reached its ceiling? +12 their updated puny-ass score. 

Ronde'. VTech 31 on the road over Stanford 7. Some controversy on the scoring here. We straightened it out. 1 for the win. +1 on the week. +10 on the season. VTech still essentially nobody.

$$uke. How brief the glory. Cards trampled by the Ponies, 27 - 34 at home. Minus 3 on the power plunge out of the AP. Then, it's REAM! time, minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the weekend. $$uke down to +13. 😥

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas drops another one. 31 - 35, the Jayhawks take the "L" on the road vs the Sun Devils. Sadness. Stay at minus 4.

Lola O. LSU DNP. 1 for the no drop. Total is +9.

SockPuppet. On the road, Miami bests Cal 39 - 38. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, +2 on the move up (???), +4 weekend, +24 on the season for Sock and the Puppet Master. 

Psycho (formerly Snottie). Wooo-Pig-soooiiieee. The Vols go down on the road to Arkansas, 14 - 19. Minus 4 on the drop. Total is +15 on the season. Suddenly, like ... you're nobody. 

Chiba. Utes DNP. Still. 1 for the no drop. +2 on the move up. +3 on the weekend. You should just not play more often. +3 on the year. 

Q. Are you fucking kidding me? At home, FSU lays another egg. Clemson 29, Florida State 13. An absolute disaster in Tallahassee. Stay at minus 22.

Timmy!, UCLA comes to Happy Valley and gets handled by the Nittanys, 27 - 11. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 on the move-up (really? UCLA?) +5 weekend, +12 for Timmy! on the season. Road trip to the Coliseum looms.

McLovin. Buckeyes rock the All-Greys and bully Iowa in Columbus, 35 - 7 the final. But ... Iowa. Road trip to Eugene will tell the tale. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up, McLovin is at minus 1.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

 

GG Week 7 Games

Penn State @ USC. Los Angeles, California, 3:30 PM CBS

Ole Miss @ LSU. Baton Rouge, Louisianna, 7:30, abc

Ohio State @ Oregon, Autzen Stadium, Eugene, Oregon, 7:30, NBC.

Roll the bones. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 6 Results

 Here's how it went down this weekend, Brothers and Sisters.

TAMU curb-stomps Missouri.  The Aggies can ball on Kyle Field. 41 - 10, TAMU.

Nebraska outlasts Rutgers. The BlackShirts might be back. 14 - 7, Huskers.

Washington gets pay-back on Meechy. Cry me a river, Sharon More.  27 - 17, Huskys.

See your email for details.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

Macho, macho man.

BRFL Week 5 Results

Freaks,

There has been some confusion with the scoring thus far this season. We've had equipment failures, a nervous breakdown, and rampant drug abuse in the back office but it looks like, with the help of Big Dom, we've finally straightened out the scores. See below for where you stand heading into Week six's contests:

KBron, Memphis: +11

Big Dom, SMU Mustangs: +11

BreauxFreaux, Boise: +20 (DIDDLE! last week)

DPo, Good-book Boys, +11

Ronde': VTech,: +10 (You don't play until Tuesday, for some reason.)

$$uke, L'ville: +21

Dawg, Kansas: minus 4

Lola O, LSU: +8

SockPuppet, Miami U: +20

Psycho, Tennessee: +19

ChibaChews, Utah: 0

Q, Florida State: -22 (you play Clemson today.)

Timmy!, Penn State: +7

McLovin, Ohio State: minus 4

 

That's it, Bitches,

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life