Here we see the Commissioner attempting to clean up some old business as the 2023 BFL season closes in on us.
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Chapter 6
These were the games:
Mississippi State over the Fighting Illini 19 - 10.
Tulane snuck by USC 46 - 45. Not one single GGer picked Tulane. No love for the Green Wave.
Fucking Penn State pulls away from Utah after Cam Rising sacrifices his entire body against 4 punk-ass PSU defenders for a first down early in the second half. Cam heads to the locker room and the back-up tosses a costly interception and just generally blows. The air goes out of the Utah bag and, well, here we are. PSU 35 - Utah 21 in the Rose Bowl. Special K and Lola tabbed the Nittanys to win. Nobody else.
You hate to see it.
Lola picks up 2 to go to 36.
CCS gets 1 to make 34.
DPo with 1 to get to 32.
Special K, 2 to get 31.
Timmy! hauls in 1 to lead it with 45.
"BoSuke, a crappy 1 to reach 32.
SockPuppet, pathetic 1 to get to 29. High hopes to break the 30 barrier this season.
Q get 1 to reach 34.
DogTheBountyHunter picks up just one to make 41.
Breaux gets one to pull in at 43.
Snottie, +1 to make it 44.
Ronde' has +1 to reach 34.
McLovin' flounders on with 1 to make 30.
ChibaChew grabs an easy 1 to make 31.
Nobody remembers these games except the poor fucker who had USC.
That was Ronde'.
Lance Herbstrong,
Commissioner for Life
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