Buenas noches, mis amigas.
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This year's theme will be 'Merican barbeque. ChibaChew and I will not be journeying to New Hartford just to get bad-vibed by some arrogant South Asian men about an order they never heard of. Again, let us bow to the Chibster for his inspired, improvisational, racist insults directed at the staff at Minar Indian Cuisine, New Hartrford, NY. Every so often a BRFLer steps up and covers him or herself in glory. Such was the case that evening in Utica. I couldn't have asked for a more gnarly, angry and stoned wing-man.
But, I will not, I cannot, in good conscience, trust history to repeat itself. Let's face it. Most of you Turds are pretty lame. ChibaChew was, at least for that brief moment in the Sun, a generational player. Thus, this year we're going All-American and we'll see how that turns out.
As you Twats well know we have never had a Jambo in September. Personally, I have really, really low expectations. Change my mind.
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