BRFL Week 4, Results

 BRFL Week 4 Results.

6 Ranked teams lost.

4 of those teams lost to unranked opponents. That's chaos.

3 Reams in one BRFL week. Not sure that has ever happened before.

Oregon shit-slams Arizona 41 - 19. Who cares where this happened? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, shelter in place @ #3, +2 weekend, SockPuppet/PuppetMaster at + 15.

Baylor Bears 31 over favored Iowa State 29. Isn't Baylor, like, still under indictment? Horrific weekend for Lola; minus 11 on the power plunge from #14 out of the poll and then, oh God, the REAM, another minus 5, that's minus 16 in ONE WEEK, People. Lola is truly a low-life at minus 24.

Utah 24, Wash State Cougs 13. Starting Utah CB shot to death at a house party after the game. Hey, a win's a win. +1 on the weekend. Snottie at negative 3.

Oregon State Beaves dump USC 45 -27. Naught on the weekend for DPo. Mired at minus 12. Don't trust these Trojans.

Coastal Carolina disembowels U Mass 53 -3. Who fucking plays U Mass?! One for the win. +1 for the no drop. +1 for the bullshit AP move-up. 3 on the Saturday leaves BroFro at + 13. Not. Too. Shabby.

Cincinnati with the BYE week. Still; 1 for the no drop. +1 for the move up (such are the vagaries of the Almighty AP), +2 on the weekend and it's +6 total for Kitten.

Ole Miss with the BYE. But, again. +1 for the no drop. +1 from the AP on the move up. 2 for doin' nothin' and Ronde' rests at +24 and he is The King. For  now.

Wash U 31 over Cal 24. What the...? There's life in Seattle. +1 for the win. Minus 8 total for CCS.

Iowa 24, Colorado State (?!) 14. Whoa. Nice win, Dog. +1 for the win. +1 for the no drop. No love. DTBH sits at +21.

Ohio State mauls Akron 59 - 7 with the all freshmen team. Note: The all-freshmen team is our starting team. Waiting for the bottom to fall out. +1 for the win. Boned out of the no drop. Docked one by the motherfuckers at the AP. Zero on the weekend. 'BoSuke at minus 10 and this might be as good as it gets.

Wisconsin self-destructs at Soldier Field losing 41 -13 to the Domers in a game the Badgers led in the 4th quarter. We talked about this in GG. It's just...just too painful to revisit. Pour a little out for our friend Teeblations. Minus 7 for the nose dive out of the poll from #18 and then...oh my God I can't look... the REAM for another minus 5. Negative 12 on the catastrophic Saturday and the Teebmeister is down by the bow at minus 15.

UNC loses AGAIN, this time to Georgia Tech, 45 -22. This is a team that sucks. Minus 4 for the death-spiral from #21 to unranked and then.. and THEN...the REAM! Minus 5 more. Put out the yellow tape, this is a crime scene, Bitches. Minus 9 on the weekend and KBronie burrows down to minus 17 on the season. Jesus CHRIST what a disaster. 

Georgia blanks Vandy 62 - 0. What can you say about this one? Vandy sucks and Georgia is really good. +1 for the win, +1 for the no drop, McLovin dragging his sorry ass up the mountain one win at a time. +5 on the year. 

Syracuse edges the Jesus Posse in the renovated, half-empty Carrier Dome, 24 -21. I watched this whole game on the hillbilly-backwater broadcasting station known as the ACCNetwork. Wow. Bad. Kept talking about the Dome like it was the 8th wonder of the world. "Gee, Bobby, the Dome looks good, doesn't it?" Shut up about the fucking Dome already. 

QXXX did you know that Hugh Freeze was the coach of the God Squad when you picked Liberty? I thought he was still in prison. Didn't he sodomize a Boston Terrier when he was at Ole Miss? 

Syracuse looked good. Had some great big fucker at QB who can't throw for shit but runs over everybody. The defense is stout. 

Still, Syracuse fans don't seem to care. Stands are mostly empty except for a bunch of bored shitless, drug-addled students screaming their brains out without regard for what's happening on the field. Liberty's defense couldn't stop a runny nose. Offense is predictable as fuck. I think Hugh Freeze was drunk. 

Let's move on.

Jimbosuke, 

So Like a God