BRFL Week 4, Results

 BRFL Week 4 Results.

6 Ranked teams lost.

4 of those teams lost to unranked opponents. That's chaos.

3 Reams in one BRFL week. Not sure that has ever happened before.

Oregon shit-slams Arizona 41 - 19. Who cares where this happened? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, shelter in place @ #3, +2 weekend, SockPuppet/PuppetMaster at + 15.

Baylor Bears 31 over favored Iowa State 29. Isn't Baylor, like, still under indictment? Horrific weekend for Lola; minus 11 on the power plunge from #14 out of the poll and then, oh God, the REAM, another minus 5, that's minus 16 in ONE WEEK, People. Lola is truly a low-life at minus 24.

Utah 24, Wash State Cougs 13. Starting Utah CB shot to death at a house party after the game. Hey, a win's a win. +1 on the weekend. Snottie at negative 3.

Oregon State Beaves dump USC 45 -27. Naught on the weekend for DPo. Mired at minus 12. Don't trust these Trojans.

Coastal Carolina disembowels U Mass 53 -3. Who fucking plays U Mass?! One for the win. +1 for the no drop. +1 for the bullshit AP move-up. 3 on the Saturday leaves BroFro at + 13. Not. Too. Shabby.

Cincinnati with the BYE week. Still; 1 for the no drop. +1 for the move up (such are the vagaries of the Almighty AP), +2 on the weekend and it's +6 total for Kitten.

Ole Miss with the BYE. But, again. +1 for the no drop. +1 from the AP on the move up. 2 for doin' nothin' and Ronde' rests at +24 and he is The King. For  now.

Wash U 31 over Cal 24. What the...? There's life in Seattle. +1 for the win. Minus 8 total for CCS.

Iowa 24, Colorado State (?!) 14. Whoa. Nice win, Dog. +1 for the win. +1 for the no drop. No love. DTBH sits at +21.

Ohio State mauls Akron 59 - 7 with the all freshmen team. Note: The all-freshmen team is our starting team. Waiting for the bottom to fall out. +1 for the win. Boned out of the no drop. Docked one by the motherfuckers at the AP. Zero on the weekend. 'BoSuke at minus 10 and this might be as good as it gets.

Wisconsin self-destructs at Soldier Field losing 41 -13 to the Domers in a game the Badgers led in the 4th quarter. We talked about this in GG. It's just...just too painful to revisit. Pour a little out for our friend Teeblations. Minus 7 for the nose dive out of the poll from #18 and then...oh my God I can't look... the REAM for another minus 5. Negative 12 on the catastrophic Saturday and the Teebmeister is down by the bow at minus 15.

UNC loses AGAIN, this time to Georgia Tech, 45 -22. This is a team that sucks. Minus 4 for the death-spiral from #21 to unranked and then.. and THEN...the REAM! Minus 5 more. Put out the yellow tape, this is a crime scene, Bitches. Minus 9 on the weekend and KBronie burrows down to minus 17 on the season. Jesus CHRIST what a disaster. 

Georgia blanks Vandy 62 - 0. What can you say about this one? Vandy sucks and Georgia is really good. +1 for the win, +1 for the no drop, McLovin dragging his sorry ass up the mountain one win at a time. +5 on the year. 

Syracuse edges the Jesus Posse in the renovated, half-empty Carrier Dome, 24 -21. I watched this whole game on the hillbilly-backwater broadcasting station known as the ACCNetwork. Wow. Bad. Kept talking about the Dome like it was the 8th wonder of the world. "Gee, Bobby, the Dome looks good, doesn't it?" Shut up about the fucking Dome already. 

QXXX did you know that Hugh Freeze was the coach of the God Squad when you picked Liberty? I thought he was still in prison. Didn't he sodomize a Boston Terrier when he was at Ole Miss? 

Syracuse looked good. Had some great big fucker at QB who can't throw for shit but runs over everybody. The defense is stout. 

Still, Syracuse fans don't seem to care. Stands are mostly empty except for a bunch of bored shitless, drug-addled students screaming their brains out without regard for what's happening on the field. Liberty's defense couldn't stop a runny nose. Offense is predictable as fuck. I think Hugh Freeze was drunk. 

Let's move on.

Jimbosuke, 

So Like a God

GG Week 5 Games

 

GG Week 5 Games.

Cincinnati Bearcats @ Notre Dame Golden Domers. 2:30. NBC. Saturday.

Ole Miss @ Alabama, 3:30 PM. CBS. Saturday.

Baylor Bears @ Oklahoma State Cowboys. 7 PM. ESPN2. Saturday night.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4 Results

 

GG Week 4 Results.

Another week with ZERO sweeps. 

Syracuse Orange lets the gas out of  the Team Jesus bag in the Dome. Syracuse 24, Liberty 21. DogTBH and Lola picked this one.

 

Notre Dame 41 over self-loathing Wisconsin, 41 - 13 @ Soldier Field. This one deserves comment. Wisconsin was leading this game 13 -10 early in the fourth quarter due mostly to their stifling defense. Then ND housed a kick-off return. But then Graham Mertz ( the Wisco QB much maligned on this here blog) went to work. And threw two (2!) pick 6 interceptions. Wisconsin is good at one thing this year; and that's beating Wisconsin. This one had to really sting for Teeblations as he traditionally leans toward the Domers when picking a team. 

Woe. 

Tears. 

Woo-Pig-Sooie!! Repent ye non-believers! Only the Commissioner (love him!) and ScoDouche picked the Pigs in this one. Arkansas 20 over TAMU 10 @ JerryWorld in Arlington, Texas. In your FACE!

The Standings:

BroFro: Zero on the weekend. 3 total.

McLovin': 1 this week, 4 total.

Teebs. three up, three down, zero. 4 total.

DTBH: 1 on the weekend. 5 total.

Snottie: 1 on the Saturday. 5 total.

DPo: Three strikes. Zero. 5 total.

SockPuppet: 1. Total 5.

'BoSuke; 1 on the Saturday. 6 total.

Ronde': 1 on the week. 7 total.

CCS: Naught. 8 on the season. 

KBronie: Goose-egg. 5 on the year.

QXXX: Big Zero. 3 so far. Pretty bad.

Lola: 2 this week. Two! 8 on the season.

Kitten. Another. Fucking. Zero. 1 on the year. Beyond horrible.

Jimbosuke,

Blood Sacrifice For Him

BRFL Week 3 Results

 

Home school 1970

BRFL Week 3:

Mario's Ducks kick the living shit out of Stonybrook (!) 48 - 7 in Autzen Stadium.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up in the AP, +3 weekend, 13 total for Sock.

Cyclones 48, UNLV 3. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP, +2 on the Saturday, - 8, Lola.

San Diego State dumps Utah 33 -31 in Carson, California.

Naught on the weekend. Snottie's QB quits the team. - 4 the total.

Interim-coached USC opens a can on the Cougars 45 -14 on the road in Pullman.

1 for the win. - 12 for DPo.

U Buff takes Coastal Carolina to the wall but the Chanticleers win it 28 - 25 in Buffalo.

1 for the win, AP says, "Fuck you" minus 1 in the poll, screwed out of the no drop, 0 on the weekend, BroFro total remains 10.

Cincinnati 38 -24 over Indiana in a barn-burner in Bloomington.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP, +2 on the day, Kitten's total is 4.

Ole Miss with the cunt-punch blow-out over Tulane, 61 - 21 in Oxford. 

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +4 on the AP move up, 6 point Saturday, Ronde' leads at 22.

U Wash seal-clubs Arkansas State 52 - 3 in Seattle. 

1 for the win. CCS has minus 9 on the year.

Iowa 30 over hapless Kent State 7, in Kinnick Stadium.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No love. +2 weekend. Dog in second place at 19.

Ohio State sneaks by Tulsa 41 -20 in the Shoe. Something's rotten in Columbus.

1 for the win but the AP snubs the Bucks and drops them one in the AP (not that they didn't deserve it).

Zero on the weekend. Commissioner is taking on water at minus 10.

Wisconsin with the bye. The beauty of the no drop. +1 weekend. - 3 for Teebs.

UNC 59 over Virginia 39 in Chapel Hill. Kind of a "who cares?" game.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 weekend. Minus 8 for KBronieBoy.

Georgia bitch-slaps SowCow 40 - 13 between the hedges.

1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, McLovin reaches +3 on the year. 

Jocks for Jesus drill a new asshole in Old Dominion, 45 -17 in Lynchburg.

1 for the win. QXXX and The Flame at +3 on the year. 

Junior Brown

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 4 Games

 

GG Week 4.

Now it's getting real. 

Liberty U. @ Syracuse,  8 PM,  ACCN, Friday night.

Wisconsin vs Notre Dame, Soldier Field, Noon, Fox, Saturday.

Arkansas vs Texas A&M, Arlington, TX, 3:30 CBS, Saturday.

Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke, 

All Blessings Upon Him

GG Week 3 Results

 GG Week 3.

And then there were Sweeps. 

Alabama over Florida, 31-29.

Penn State downs Auburn, 28 - 20 in Happy Valley.

BYU lays Mormon wood to Arizona State, 27 - 17.

BroFro: 2, 3 on the year. 

McLovin: Naught, 3 on the year. Sad week for you, DingleHole.

Teebs: 2, 4 on the season.

DTBH: 1. 1!. 4 on the season. 

Snottie: 1. 4 total. Burned on the homer pick.

DPo: 2. 5 so far. You're Somebody.

SockPuppet: 2. 4 on the year. "Billy", where's the Mojo?

'Bosuke: 2. 5 on the season.

Ronde': 2. 6 on the year. Sweep dreams, Bitch. Second place is for losers.

CCS: SWEEP! 8 on the season. The Leader in the clubhouse. Hot-cha-cha!

KBron: 1. 5 on the year. Tragic weekend.

QXXX: 1. 3 on the year. Let's hear your smart-alecky bullshit now, Tool.

Lola. SWEEP! 6 on the season. Up from the ashes.

Kitten. One entry. One. One on the season. You're not Catholic are you? Because suicide is a mortal sin for Catholics and that would mean there is no way out of your dilemma unless you are willing to spend all of eternity roasting on a spit, jammed straight up your asshole, in Hell.

Jimbosuke,

Make from Your Lambs Soft Slippers for His Weary Feet

BRFL Week 2 Results, Dorks

 

BRFL Week 2 Results;

SockPuppet: Oregon jail-sexes TOSU in the Shoe, 35-28. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +8 for the AP move up, +10 the total for suck-balls SockPuppet.

Iowa State; 17-27 takes the L to Iowa at home. -5 on the AP plunge. Minus 10 the total. You're nobody now, Lola.

Utah ass-whipped by BYU 17-26 and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. AP docks you 4, ToolPouch, and, oh yeah, I almost forgot, bend over for the REAM, another minus 5. Say hello to your new total, Minus 4.

USC implodes 28 - 42 to a not good Stanford squad. Goodbye, Clay Helton or whatever your name was. Merciless ass-rape by the AP, minus 11 AND a REAM, another minus 5. When the dust settles you're at minus 13 which (correct me if I'm wrong here) is dead fucking last, DPo. 😟.

Coastal Carolina 49-22 over woeful Kansas. Still. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP ups you 1. 3 point weekend for the Bro. 10 the new total.

Cincinnati 42-7 in an ass-whipping of Murray State. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, but the AP bones you with Special-Ed-AP-Math and drops you 1. Total is only +1 on the weekend, FuckTard, and you sit at 2 total.

Ole Miss opens up a can on Austin Peay, 54 -17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP moves you up 3, your total is 16, Ronde'.

UDub goes down to Evil scUM 20-31. Zeros across the board and you deserve less. Remain at minus 10. Seriously, how do you live with yourself?

Iowa shit-cans Iowa State on the road 27 - 17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP bestows +5 on the move up. There's a new Sherriff in town and his name is SeannieG. Leader in the clubhouse with 17 total. 

TOSU bitch-slapped in their own back yard by Oregon, 28 - 35. AP says minus 6, puts the Commissioner in deep shit at minus 10 total. Self-loathing and hostility.

Wisco beats up on East Meechy 34 -17. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up. Make it minus 4 for whoever the fuck has these assholes this year.

UNC 54 - 17 over Georgia State. Probably your only win this year. Which dipshit among you picked this turkey? I'm embarrassed for whoever you are. Sort of. Actually, fuck you. You got an undeserved 5 on the weekend to end at minus 10 which is probably your ceiling going forward. 

UGA with a merciless 56 - 7 ass-hammering of UAB. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Ignored by the AP. 2 point weekend, Sex-With-Men, you have 1 point. ONE. Fucking. Point. 

Liberty squeaks by Troy 21 - 13. 1 for the win. This is your team, QXXX. Squeaking by Troy. You have 2 total. God how I hope you get crushed this year.

Jimbosuke, 

Lay Cakes and Candies at His Feet

GG Week 2 Results

 

GG week 2 Results;

Oregon Ducks 35 over #3 Ohio State in Columbus 28. Dark days in Buckeye-ville.

Iowa 27 over the host Cyclones 17. Iowa State losing altitude.

Arkansas Razorbacks 40 over Texas 21 in an old-fashioned seal-clubbing in Fayetteville. 

BroFro with the no-hitter. Zero week 2. 1 on the season.

McLovin 1, 3 on the season.

Teeblations 1, 2 for the season.

DogTheBountyHunter 1, 3 on the season.

Snottie 1, 3 total season.

DPo 1, 3 on the year.

Sock 1, 2 so far.

'Bosuke 1, 3 for the season.

Ronde' 2, 4 total, tied for the lead.

CCS 1, 3 for the year.

KBronie 2, 4 on the season. Co-leader.

QXXX 2. 2 total. 

Lola. Zero.1 on the year. 

Kitten. His second no-hitter. Zero on the season. Low energy guy.

Jimbosuke,

Adoration to Him

GG Week 3, Short-bus

 

GG Week 3:

Alabama @ Florida 3:30 CBS

Auburn @ Penn State 7:30 abc

Arizona State @ BYU 10:15 ESPN

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,

Lay Wreaths and Garlands at His Feet

BRFL Week 1 Results, Short Form

Ski-U-Mah

Here's the short version of Week 1, Bitches:

Ronde': 11  1 for the win, 5 for the move up on his landing at #20 and our first DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DIDDLE, 5 more. That's eleven, Klutzies. 

DogTheBountyHunter. Iowa. 10. Second place is for losers.

BroFro. Coastal Carolina. 7. Touchhole.

Snottie. Utah. 5. Not a believer.

Who is the asshole who has USC? I don't know. It's late. 3. Fuck you.

Cincinnati. Can't remember the Shitbird who picked them. 1. Kitten? 

QXXX. Liberty. Curb-stomped somebody called "Campbell". Really? 1, Asshole.

SockPuppet. Oregon. Zero. Die, Fucker, die. 

McLovin. UGA. Minus 1. Thanks for whuppin' up on a Turd. 7 sacks.

'Bosuke. TOSU. Minus 4. How far can you go starting Freshmen?

Who's the dumb-ass with Iowa State? Scrapes by Northern Iowa U. Minus 5.

Teebs with Wisco because he has a history of Traumatic Brain Injury times 50. Minus 6.

CCS. Minus 10 with the REAM and what looked like the most horrible pick of the season until...

...KBronie. UNC. Minus 15. Stinky. Dog. POOP.

More details later in the week.

Jimbosuke,

Thoughts and Prayers for Him

                        

GG Week 2 Games

 

GG Week 2:

Harken, BRFLers.

Oregon Ducks @ Ohio State, noon, FOX.

Iowa @ Iowa State, 4:30, abc.

University of Texas Longhorns @ Arkansas Razorbacks, 7 PM. ESPN

All Saturday games.

Roll the bones, People.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 1 Results

 

GG Week 1 Results;

Well.

Graham Mertz, much ballyhooed Nebraska transfer and horse's ass, personally douches the game for Wisco. With the score 16 -10 Penn State (kicker whiffed on PAT), and the Badgers set up to tie the game with 1st and goal from the, what, 6? Fumbles and loses 6. Running back loses 1. Incomplete on third down. INT on fourth down. Nice. Everybody had Wisco except eerily prescient Ronde' who was the one and only Nittany picker.

Fortunately for all of us the Randude went with Hated Clemson in the finale and, thus, no sweeps.

PSU over Wisco, 16 -10. Graham Mertz hate week started Saturday.

Iowa 34, Indiana 6. Michael Pennix Jr. fairy dust not enough in Kinnick. 

Georgia 10, Hated Clemson 3 in prime time snoozer.

BroFro 1

McLovin 2

Teebs 1

DTBountyHunter 2

Snottie 2

DPo 2

Sockpup 1

'Suke 1

Ronde' 2, never pick Hated Clemson

CCS 2

KBron 2

QXXX no entry, ignores Commissionerly text

Lola 1

Kitten 0. As in naught for three. 

Onward,

Jimbosuke,

Sing Praises to His Name