BRFL Final Tally, Season Ten

It's over.

Please double check the figures but it looks like SkHank edged Snottie by 1 point.

Here's how it went down:

SkHank and the Cardinal dominate the Rose Bowl. AP moves him up 2. 3 points for the Bowl win. He had 40 going into the Bowls. Ends with 45. Plus the  No Drop = 46. The CHAMPION.

Snottie. Had 38 heading into the bowls. Owns Oklahoma in the first round. 7 points puts HIM at 45. But...Clemson goes down to hated 'Bama in the NCS final and the AP moves you down 1 from the #1 to the #2 spot. You finish with 44. That has to hurt.

Jimbosuke. Had 20 going into the Bowls, destroys Okie State, AP shows love, adds a move up of 6, 3 for the win, I end up with 29. Add the No Drop, 30. Life-long dream of winning the Liberace is realized. Can die now.

SeaGrass. Had 20 going into the playoffs. Got creamed by much hated 'Bama. No points. Even worse,  AP shows rage and deducts 3. Finish with 24. No Liberace for you, my friend.

SockPuppet. The TOSU experiment disappoints. They come to life in the bowls (entering at 12 points) and obliterate the Golden Domers. Good for a move up of 3 and 3 for the win, end with 19, when you add the No Drop.

Teebs. The Domers. Such promise early on but then the injuries just kept piling up. Into bowl season with 20. Then you ran into the Buckeye Death Machine and get ass-whipped by the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. AP shows disdain. Moves you down 3. End with 17.

Texas A&M. The Q. A brief moment in the sun. Then, steady slide into the abyss. You entered the bowls with 13, then BroFro finally put you out of your considerable misery with a whuppin'. End with 13.

McLuvin'. It could have been so much worse. You need to thank God every night for Mark Helfreich, the Oregon coach who came completely unglued when your Toads came storming back behind the understudy QB, AP shows crazy love. Moves you up 4, you get 3 for the win, you started with 5, you end with 13 because you get one for the No Drop.

BroFro. Beat down on the Qster and Texas A&M. You pick up 3 to go to 10 on the season.

DPo. Bowl season starts with you at 6. ScarFace finishes strong and you get a win. End with 9.

Chip n Tuck: A rocky season of misery ends with a win for the Broncos and you land at 6 for the final.

Negative territory:

Randude. Arkansas came on strong there at the end. Kind of makes you wonder what the fuck was going on in the first half of the season. Bowl game win rounds out your total at minus 1.

Killer Bee. Definitely second thoughts about joining this little enterprise. Couldn't get a break this year. Coach ends up getting fired after, what, 15 years? Heisman hopeful blows his knee out. The mascot dies. What can I say? At least you had the pleasure of beating those buttholes from Happy Valley. Bowl win gives you 3. You finish with minus 7.

ClemboSlice. You are the X factor. No one could keep track of your team. Aided by your total absence from any blogging. One week the Troymen sucked. The next they looked dominant. And back again. So many reams and diddles you're going to need an asshole transplant. In your finale you douche out to perennial BRFL favorite Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Remember that name, Amigo. Could be your pick for  next year. Oh, and yeah, you ended at minus 10. Gambling may not be "where it's at" for you.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.