The T-shirts are here! The T-shirts are HERE, "Billy"!
More good news, and this is for you, ChuckMeHard, mi amigo.
Guests for dinner, JUST LAST NIGHT. Was it, well, kind of a pain in the ass? Sure. It knocked me off my usual Sunday routine of sleeping late followed by early afternoon drunkenness and epic sloth. (BroFinger, I blame you for forcing me to exercise and wear size 11 double boots. I curse you, Big Scumbag).
But... Cloud. Silver Lining. Nome sane, Bitches? Denise, going balls out to clean up those special messes I leave in every room in the house without discrimination unearthed....wait for it....the BRFL early deposit T-shirt money! Under a stack of old magazines and unpaid bills! God bless her. And you will bless her too, ChazBro, because there, amidst a pile of money-smelling money, was YOUR check for $176 dollars that I never cashed ( no doubt putting a serious thwart in your efforts to balance YOUR checking account). halla fucking LOUyah, I'm rich! I had forgotten your epic season 7 losses. Cheer UP, Homes. The T-shirts are HERE!
God DAMN it, Boys. I love me some ME!
Jimbosuke.
Commissioner for Life
