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Week 15.Conference Championships.
The Dream dies for Q in Arlington. All that money Texas Tech spent in the off-season pays off as the Raiders give the Cougs a pasting, 34 - 7. Bear Bachmeier is battered and gimpy after the first quarter, but he sure looked good on that first drive. After that, not so much. TTech earns the first round bye. If I'm Quathy (and I'm not) I'm hoping Sock Puppy's Texas A&M squad never gets off the tarmac and loses in the first round. Then it just comes down to GG. Tight it is, Obie Wan.
Georgia lays a whuppin' on Alabama. Dawgs 28, Tide 7 in the SEC finale. Nobody wants to play Georgia right now. I speak for myself when I say that a timely flu epidemic in their practice facility would not be unwelcome. Aren't these the guys that are all the time getting arrested for driving 140 mph in school zones? One can hope. Law enforcement, wake the fuck up! Tide is still in the playoffs (it's an SEC thing). McLovin has big dreams. Alabama rushed for -3 yards against the Bulldogs.
Um ... Jayden Fielding is not exactly clutch. With a chance to (likely) send a game, during which they pretty much sucked, into overtime, the Buckeye kicker blasts a 27 yd FG attempt deep into the stands, way wide right. That's a 27 yarder, People. Emblematic of Ohio State's star-studded offense in Indianapolis, where they managed a miserable 10 total points and insisted on playing turtle-ball and lining up as many tight ends on the field as they could, on almost every play. Indiana turnstiles Buckeye offensive linemen all game long. B1G officiating crew says it's 'okay' to tackle Ohio State D linemen. Holding is not a "thing" in the B1G. All that aside, this was a total douche job by the crew from Columbus.
Indiana 13, Ohio State 10. Indiana. Fucking Indiana University!
There was exactly one sweep.
Q. Only 1. 29 is your total. Suddenly, you need to focus like a laser beam on GG.
Chiba. 2. You have 28. Your team won the Mountain West, Bro. Congratulations.
DogTheBountyHunter. GUTTERBALL. Somebody had to roll one. You have 26. Tied for last.
Lola. 2 to reach 26. It's a little less lonely at the bottom.
Ronde'. 1 to make 31. Trying harder than most years.
DPo. 2 to get up to 29. Imagine me making a fart noise.
Sock. 2 to add up to 30. Win in the playoffs and GG is no big deal. Lose and GG is your LIFE.
KBroniePonyBoy.
SWEEP! 5 to take the lead at 42. Nice.
$$uke. 1. Total 27. Just sad. 😞
Psycho. 2 to hit 39. Is this the best you've ever done in GG, BlowHole?
Teebs. Add 2 to make 34. Performing at a surprisingly respectable level.
McLovin. 1 to get 28. Are you, like, a pervert?
Big Dom. 2 to hit 40, but sucking hind tit to the Broney now.
BroFro. 2 to reach 39. I told you; Watch out for this scumbag.
Lorne Malvo
Commissioner for Life
