NFL DIvisional Round Results

 BRFL / NFL Divisional Round Results.

Saturday, January 21, 2023:

Kansas City pulls away from Jacksonville, 27 - 20. Mahomes gimps his ankle. McLovin' gets pissed on. SockPuppet advances. 

The Eagles violate the Giants 38 - 7. Jalen Hurts es un hombre. The Commissioner goes down in flames. Lola storms to the Conference Championship.

Sunday, January 22, 2023:

The Bengals humble the Bills 27 - 10 in Orchard Park. BreauxFreaux is finished. Snottie's just getting warmed up.

San Francisco dumps Dallas, 19 -12. Dak Prescott, interception machine. Jerry Jones drinkin' straight out the bottle, Bitches. 

Q's season is over. Teebs squares off against Lola in the NFC conference championship.

1. SockPuppet: Kansas City Chiefs

2. Lola: Philadelphia Eagles

3. Timmy!: San Francisco Forty-Niners

4. BreauxFreaux: Buffalo Bills

5. Snottie : Cincinnati Bengals

6. DPo: Minnesota Vikings

7. ChiChi: Tampa Bay

8. McLovin: Jacksonville Jaguars

9. Q: Dallas Cowboys

10. Jimbo$$uke: NY Giants

11. SpecialK Bronie: Seattle Seahawks

12. DogTheBountyHunter: L A Chargers

13. CCS: Baltimore Ravens

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

NFL Wild Card Results

And just like that, 5 of us are gone.

Seattle 23, San Francisco 41. The BronieBoy is all done. Teeblations advances.

The LA Chargers melt down against J'ville, 31 - 30. You hate to see it. Auf Wiedersehen, DogTheBountyHunter . McLovin moves on. To the Waffle House.

Miami throws a scare into the Bills. Buffalo on top, 34 -31. Miami went un-picked.  BreauxFreaux to the Divisional Round.

New York Giants 31, Minnesota 24. Who knew? DPo goes home, Jimbo$$uke squares off against Philadelphia on Saturday.

Baltimore 17, Cincinnati 24. Sam Hubbard played for Ohio State. Snottie rolls on, CCS not so much.

Dallas 31, Tampa Bay 14. Tom Brady is dead. Q heads to the Divisionals. ChiChi pays the price for his blasphemy.

NFL Divisional Round this weekend. 

1. SockPuppet: Kansas City Chiefs

2. Lola: Philadelphia Eagles

3. Timmy!: San Francisco Forty-Niners

4. BreauxFreaux: Buffalo Bills

5. Snottie : Cincinnati Bengals

6. DPo: Minnesota Vikings

7. ChiChi: Tampa Bay

8. McLovin: Jacksonville Jaguars

9. Q: Dallas Cowboys

10. Jimbo$$uke: NY Giants

11. SpecialK Bronie: Seattle Seahawks

12. DogTheBountyHunter: L A Chargers

13. CCS: Baltimore Ravens

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

Bowlathon '22, Chapter 5 Results

 Old Business Clean Up

New Years Eve Games

Alabama dog-walks Kansas State 45 -20. Satan is not dead.

TCU hangs the 'L' on scUM. 51 - 45, Toads. Thanks for the two pick-sixes, JJ.

Georgia edges Ohio State, 42 - 41 in Atlanta. 

Lola. 2 to go to 34. Foolishly bet scUM.

CCS. 2 to go to 33. 

DPo. 2 to go to 31. scUM Homer pick up-ends the weekend for 'Po.

Bronita. 2 to make 29. Cursing Meechy.

Timmy! 2 to go to 44. Could have put GG out of reach but...no. Bet MeatChicken.

'Bo$uke. 2 to go to 31. Fell prey to the siren song of scUM.

SockPuppet. 1 to reach 28. Let's not talk about it.

Q. 1 to go to 33. SemiHomer pick of KSU not great decision making.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2 to reach 40. Squandered opportunity because, well, scUM.

BreauxFreaux. 2 to go to 42. Making a run at taking The Cheese.🧀

Snottie. 2 to go to 43. Who is the Cheesiest?

Ronde'. 2 to make it to 33. Almost but...scUM.

McLovin. Desperate flailing yields one to make 29. The only guy not fooled by scUM.

ChiChi. 2 to reach 30. We all know why he didn't SWEEP.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

Bowlathon '22, Chapter 4 Results

 Old Business Clean Up.

Chapter 4

2 sweeps. Snottie and Lola. 

As gratifying as it is that you Tools trusted me on the GG results, I feel compelled to post the last few rounds. I might also add that trusting me to score things correctly is a fool's errand. Ask CCS and Breaux Freaux, my intrepid fact checkers. In any event. Here we go:

Texas Tech obliterates Ole Miss 42 - 25 on 12/28. If memory serves I was incredibly drunk at the time. 

Notre Dame bests South Carolina 45 - 38 giving Lola's 'left for dead' cause a late season boost.

THE Ohio Bobcats dump Wyoming by an FG, 30 - 27, serving as the 'sweep buster' for this set of games. 

Most people got tripped up by the Ole Miss loss.

Lola. SWEEP! Add 5 to go to 32. Strong.

CCS. Close but no cigar. 2 to go to 31.

DPo. 2 to go to 29. Ole Miss fuck-over.

Bronie. 25 to go to 27. 

Timmy! Only 1 to got to 42. Ole Miss and Wyoming put you out to pasture, Pardner.

'Bo$uke. 2 to go to 29. Disappointing. As usual.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 27.

Q. 1 to go to 32. Meh.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2 to go to 38. Still a player.

BreauxFreaux. 2 to go to 40. Breaux knows gambling.

Snottie. SWEEP! 5 to go to 41 and suddenly this Bitch is threatening to take The Cheese🧀.

Ronde'. 1 to go to 31. Like watching somebody lose a lot of blood and not caring.

McLovin. 1 to go to 28. This is not golf, McLovin. High score wins. 

ChiChi. 1 to go to 28. Being dropped on your head as a baby comes back to haunt you.

2 Sweeps in Bowl Season is really rare. 

Make a big deal about it. 

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life.

NFL Playoffs

 

And we're underway!

1. SockPuppet: Kansas City Chiefs

2. Lola: Philadelphia Eagles

3. Timmy!: San Francisco Forty-Niners

4. BreauxFreaux: Buffalo Bills

5. Snottie : Cincinnati Bengals

6. DPo: Minnesota Vikings

7. ChiChi: Tampa Bay

8. McLovin: Jacksonville Jaguars

9. Q: Dallas Cowboys

10. Jimbo$$uke: NY Giants

11. SpecialK Bronie: Seattle Seahawks

12. DogTheBountyHunter: L A Chargers

13. CCS: Baltimore Ravens

Miami was not picked.

Wild Card games this weekend.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

NFL Playoffs Season 2: Draft Order

 We're stealing the NFL Cheese again, Brothers and Sisters.

Prepare ye for the NFL/BRFL Draft and Wild Card Weekend.

Here's the Draft Order*, first to last:

1. SockPuppet: Kansas City Chiefs

2. Lola: Philadelphia Eagles

3. Timmy!*: San Francisco Forty-Niners

4. BreauxFreaux*: Buffalo Bills

5. Snottie : Cincinnati Bengals

6. DPo: Minnesota Vikings

7. ChiChi: Tampa Bay

8. McLovin*: Jacksonville Jaguars

9. Q*: Dallas Cowboys

10. Jimbo$$uke: NY Giants

11. SpecialK Bronie: Seattle Seahawks

12. DogTheBountyHunter: L A Chargers

13. CCS: Baltimore Ravens

* There were two ties that came down to a coin flip. Timmy! and Breaux. Timmy! won. McLovin and Q. McLovin won. 

Sadly, Ronde' has opted out. 

The purse is therefore $130 dollars. Single elimination. Winner take all. 

This week's games:

Seattle @ San Francisco, 4:30 PM, Saturday, 1/14, FOX

NY Giants @ Minnesota Vikings, 4:30 PM, Sunday, 1/15, FOX

Dallas @ Tampa Bay, 8:15 PM, Monday, 1/16, abc, ESPN, ESPN2

Los Angeles Chargers @ Jacksonville, Saturday, 1/14, NBC

Miami @ Buffalo, 1 PM, Sunday, 1/15, CBS

Baltimore @ Cincinnati, 8:15 PM, NBC, Sunday, 1/15, NBC

Be ready when you get the call from your Commissioner.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life

Bowlathon '22, The Final Chapter

Bowlathon '22, Chapter 7.

CFP Tranny Bowl Championship

We have two southern teams playing for the National Championship tomorrow night (1/9) at 8 PM. (Some ESPN talking douchebags are going to blather for a half hour before kick off so, if you're into that sort of thing, you can tune in at 7:30).

Who among us actually gives a shit about this game? I like Sonny Dykes. Mostly because his name rhymes with Sunny Dikes. And because I hate Stetson Bennett, a walking, talking dildo named after a hat. So, I guess, if I had nothing else to do, I would watch this game hoping that the Fighting Dikes kick the living shit out of Georgia. 

But I'm better than that. I have my pride. I'm probably going to watch a war movie. Maybe 'Cross of Iron" with the late, great James Coburn. Or 'A Bridge Too Far' which is really underrated. 

Still, for you poor Sods who can't help themselves and are jonesing to watch 60 minutes of football and 3 hours of replays, official reviews and commercials for trucks, insurance and fast food, I promised to list this game as the final GG point and I will. It actually kind of matters in GG so choose wisely, Compulsive Masturbators. 

Georgia vs. Texas Christian University, SoFi Stadium, LA, California, 7:30 PM, ESPN.

1 for the win. Stoogatz for anything else. 

Roll the bones one last time, Brothers and Sisters.

Jimbo$$uke,

Commissioner for Life

Allow me to mention that this week we will be picking our teams for the NFL playoffs. Many of you have paid your ten bucks. Some of you haven't. Apparently Ronde' has opted out due to a previously scheduled penis and testiculectomy. Good luck with the procedure, Ronde'. Everybody else who hasn't paid, and you know who you are, just text me 'WANKER' and I'll put you down for owing the BRFL ten bucks if you lose. Which is likely.