Conference Championships.January 30, 2022.
Cincinnati Bengals 27 over KC Chiefs 24 in Arrowhead. Hush, Andy Reid. Here's a hanky. CCS shot down over Poland by evil Snottie. Snottie on to Los Angeles.
San Francisco 17, Los Angeles Rams 20. Matthew Stafford ends the game in the Victory Formation. Teeblations goes down in flames. Bo$$$uke sets up for the showdown with Snottie on Super Sunday.
This sets up a conflict for 'Bo$$$uke. On the one hand the Bengals are plastered with former Buckeyes in feature roles. On the other, if the Rams win, 'Bo$$$uke takes the cheese.
Oh well. Win Win.
The Commissioner's prediction? Why not. Nobody reads this shit anyway.
The Bengals win a close one.
Sean McVay seemed panicky in the win over the 49ers, wasting red review flags and time-outs like Kleenex. Matthew Stafford, for the first time in this playoff series, started to look like the interception machine of old, tossing one deep throw that looked so much like a punt I expected the DB to call for a fair catch - before he dropped it.
Cincinnati's O-line may not be much, but if the Bengals stay unpredictable on early downs (i.e. throw it) they should be enough. And they have Evan McPherson, the rookie kicker with the kryptonite leg. The Bengals D is hitting on all cylinders, especially the back 7. Forcing throws against this bunch is no bueno.
Jimbo$uke,
Commissioner for Life
