Opting out

 

                  

And they have begun to drop like flies. 

First, Micah Parsons, one of the best LBs in College Football. Until he wasn't because he is opting out on the 2020 Covid season. Say good-bye, Happy Valley. 

Hey, Purdue, counting on Rondale Moore eviscerating Ohio State again this year, like he did in 2018? NOT SO FAST, my Friend. Rondale is opting out. (This one's a head scratcher but, hey, Purdue is going to suck this year.)

How do you think Mike Locksley, the Maryland coach, feels? His starting QB and 5 other guys are opting out. 

This season is rapidly developing into a shit show of Biblical proportions. 

Penn State will play home games in front of...nobody. 

Ohio State and scUM will play October 24, if the season lasts that long. Maybe at 3:30 so the game ends under the lights.

And Jim Harbaugh is already being a little Bitch about The Game.

What's wrong with this picture? Look to the right. Those are cleats. Jordans, to be specific, a brand Evil scUM has a contract with. It is commonly held that Harbaugh never takes his cleats off. When he's on the plane he wears cleats. When he's in the locker room - cleats. He lost a 5 star O-line prospect because he made his in-home visit wearing...cleats. 

Keep it weird, Jimmy. Always.

Jimbosuke, 

Commissioner for Life