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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

GG Week 10 Games


GG Week 10 Games:

#12 West Virginia U @ #15 Texas Longhorns
3:30 PM FOX

#14 Penn State U @ #5 Michigan
3:45 PM CBS

#1 Alabama @ #4 LSU
8 PM CBS

Roll. The. Bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Monday, October 29, 2018

GG Week 9 Results


The late, great Jerry Kill.





GG week 9 Results.


KBron with only 1 to go to 25. We smell your fear. Naked and afraid is not a good look.
BroFroYo reels in 2 to go to 23.
Randi, out of fucking nowhere, with the SWEEP. Suddenly knocking on the door with 22.
Jimbosuke, deuce, 22.
CCS, a double, 21.
SeannieG, from zero to hero with the SWEEP and 19. Suddenly no longer a wandering lost Tool.
DPong, 2 pointer, 19.
SockPuppet, 2 to go to 18.
Bridgshit, 2 to climb to 18, you little monkey.
McSuckin, 1. 17. Bringing up the ass but still in it 'cuz....it be tight.


Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Friday, October 26, 2018

BRFL Week 8 Results

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GG Week 8 Results.



GG Week 8 Results


Meechy 21 -7 over MooU. Meechy State is Little Brother again.
Ohio State 20 - Purdue 49. 4 fourth quarter touchdowns for the Boilers.
Wazzu 34 - Oregon 20. QWoman's brief walk in the sun comes to an end. The worm turns.

KBron; 2 to go to24. Still on top.
BroFroYo; 2 to go to 21.Take note, Pablo from Argentina.
'BoSuke; 1 to go to 20. Loyalty is not a good picking policy
CCS; 2 to go to 19.
Randi; Three strikes. Zero. Stay at 17.
DPong;double to move to 17
SockPocket; 1 to go to 16
McSuckin: 1 to go to 16
Bridgitte; deuce to take it to 16
SeannieG; Strike out to stay at 14. Sad. Bad Guy.


Boilers Blow up Bucks




Thursday, October 25, 2018

GG Week 9 Games

Super tight race in GG

#9 Florida @ #7 Georgia. This is an ancient hate-fest. Different coaches. Same loathing. Should be fun.
#18 Iowa @ #17 Penn State. Who do you despise more? Kert Firents or James Franklin? Do they have a dumb trophy for this one? Probably. Fuck off.
#14 Washington State Cougs @ #24 Stanford. Has Stanford got their shit figured out? No? Post-upset orgasmic let down for Cougars makes this one interesting.
SkHank loses this one it's Reamin' time again. Something to hope for.

Roll the bones, Muchachos.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

BRFL Week 7 Results



Dino es el diablo!
Randingle; 31-30 over Memphis on the road. Meh. Knights may have reached their ceiling. 24 points.

Q Woman; 30-27 over Udub in Autzen in OT. Q takes the Cheese in the Battle of the Bitches. Walks in the Land of Milk and Honey. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 5 for the move up. Ch'yeah! Fucking tied for the lead. Roar, Woman, roar.

Teebs; Chryst is crucified, to paraphrase DPo. 38-13 mauling of Wisco in the Big House. So much for Harbaugh not being able to win the marquee game. Meechy is the best team in the BiG right now. Both sides of the ball. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 6 for the move up. 19 BRFL.

The good, first and ten

BroFro; 30-14 over Minnesota in the Shoe. Another Jekyll and Hyde performance by the largely absent TOSU defense. Bungholes pucker hard all over Ohio as MINNESOTA, a team with an oar and some indecipherable Scandinavian gibberish on their helmets, beats the fuck out of the home team (at least for the first half) with a TRUE FRESHMAN WALK ON at QB. Right now Ohio State is the most over rated #2 team in AP Poll history. The wages of Sin is death. Move up 1 in AP. Total 16 BRFL. Hello, Liberace, my old friend.

The bad. 4th and 2 coming out of two time outs
This is Minnesota, People!

McLovin; Two words. Fucking. Disgusting. 39-10 "win" over Mizzu, at home. Your asshole defensive end lays on top of an O-lineman from Missouri and, from behind, punches him, closed fist, not once but three times (right, left, right) in the kidneys. On national TV. Ejection? Oh, don't be silly. Of course not. This is Alabama. This is Nick Saban's darling team that ESPN mass-ejaculates over Monday through Friday. And, after all, he apologized to " 'Bama Nation", an entire nation of village idiot turd-eating mental-defectives. 9 BRFL points.

CCS; Clemson with the BYE. 2 points. 6 BRFL total. Judgement Day is coming. Repent.

SockScrotum; Exchanged harsh words with the PuppetMaster pre-Saturday contests. Luckily you had a BYE and God did not smite you down, as He should have,  Evil Doer. 4 total BRFL points on the AP 2 point give-away move up.

Snottie; Is, as you suggest, South Carolina the worst BRFL pick in BRFL history? 23-26 dumping by TAMU at home argues for "yes". Of course, there is my Florida State pick. That argues for "no". 3 BRFL points total.


DPo; Fuck. How can it get worse for you? I have no idea. 10-42 blow-out loss on the road to Utah. This is what Hell feels like. H. E. Double toothpicks, Hombre'. God only gives us as  much suffering as we can handle. If you believe that you are, like, a fucking moron. This is way more suffering than you can handle. Suicide watch is the watch you are wearing. 3 BRFL points.

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BridgWoman; Washington? Really? How many times do these fuckers have to disappoint before we stop picking them? Didn't I pick them last year? 27-30, they let you down on the road in OT vs QVixen. Minus 1 Total


Kitten; Huge victory for underachieving Boise. 31-27 on the road over Nevada. You are at the point in your season where you get a half-chub over wins like this one. Sad. Minus 2 on the season.



SeannieG; Never sleep on SeannieG. You spit on his corpse and leave him for dead and, boom, Meechy State buries Penn State in their doofus white-out, shit-hole stadium 21-17 and he is right back in this thing with the DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DIDDLE!   1 for the win, 1 for landing at #24, 5 for the DIDDLE, 7 point weekend, Minus 6 BRFL total.

BoSuke; The only way FSU can turn in an above-par performance is to not play. Such was the case this week. Minus 8, few winnable games in sight.

KBronieManWoman; Meechy turns your Wisco cheese curds to bitter bile and you start singing the Milk Cow Blues, Bitch. Total Domination. Sure, your entire defense was on the DNP list. And, yeah, Johnathan Taylor is a Beast. But you are doomed, truly and fully, and you are not even going to win your weak-ass Division. Low. Energy. Guy. AP Power wash 8 point drop. Minus 15 the tally.

SkHank; I left this douche a message about how well he was doing. That was three weeks ago. Now he is absolutely fucked and on the road to lose hundreds of dollars. Why do I think that's funny? Stanford with the BYE. Minus 9 BRFL points. It's cryin' time again.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

GG Week 8 Games





GG Week 8 Games;

#6 Meechy @ #24 Meechy St,
Una cita con el diablo en East Lansing.
#2 THE Ohio State University @ Purdue
Will Purdue Pete be the one to finally drop the hammer on the strugglin' Bucks?
#12 Oregon @ #25 Washington State
Big game last week for the Ducks. That was last week.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.



Monday, October 15, 2018

GG Week 7 Results



GG Week 7 Results;

#13 LSU crushes #2 Georgia in Baton Rouge, 36 - 16.
#17 Oregon dumps #7 Washington in OT, 30 - 27.
#12 Meechy blisters # 15 Wisconsin, 38 -13.

KBron. Meechy messes up his sweep-dreams, 2 to go to 22.
BroYo. 1 to go to 19.
BoSuke. Should have gone with the Tigahs. 2 to go to 19.
Randog. Strike out. Zero to stay at 17.
CCS. Close. 2 to go to 17.
SockPuppet. 2 to go to 15.
McSucky. 2 to climb to 15.
DPo. 2 to go to 15.
BridgSadness. oh for three. Stay at 14.
SeannieG. 1 to move to 14.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Thursday, October 11, 2018

BRFL Week 6 Results

Watching games at work on the computer. It's how I roll.

Randog = Top Dog. 48-20 over the Ponies. 22 BRFL points.
QWoman with a bye week. 17 BRFL.
YoFro TOSU, Bro. 49-26 dismantling of Indiana after a shaky first 3 periods. 13 BRFL.
Teeblations. Meechy toys with Maryland. 11 BRFL points.
McLovin. Alabama smokes the Pigs, 7 total BRFL points.
BridgTurd. Washington wins on the road vs. UCLA, 7 BRFL points.
CCS.  Clemson crushes Wake Forest, 4 BRFL points.
DPo. Arizona with a rare win. 3 BRFL.
Snottie. SowCow with the "W" o'er Mizzu. 3 BRFL.
SockPuppet. Mississippi State puts the wood to Auburn. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! 1 for the win, 1 for landing at #24, 5 for the Diddle, 7 on the weekend, 1 total BRFL. Keep hope alive.
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Kitten. San Diego State does Boise another loss. -3 BRFL total.
KBronie. Wisco with the whup-up on lowly Nebraska. -7 BRFL.
BoSuke. Blowing the 20 point lead over rival Miami. Another lost weekend. -8 BRFL.
SkHank. Stanford gets creamed by Utah and its REAM time in Palo Alto. Minus 11 on the drop then a nice Ream for 5 more negs and it's an epic MINUS 16 weekend. A crushing blow of epic proportions. Settle down at minus 9.
SeannieG. Meechy State goes down at home vs Northwestern and the REAM has come to East Lansing, big time. Minus 5 on the way out, Ream adds another 5 and it's minus 10 BRFL. You started at minus 3. Say hello to the basement and -13 BRFL total.

It's gettin' crowded below the red line,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

GG Week 7 Games

Amy LIVES on the BRFL blog.


GG Week 7:

#2 Georgia @ #13 LSU.  TBA. LSU should lose, right?
#7 Washington Huskies @ #17 Oregon Ducks. 3:30 ABC/ESPN. QWoman, this is your season.
#15 Wisconsin @ #12 Meechy. 7:30 PM, ABC. Smash-mouth Big House.

Jim Harbaugh and the Man-Specs

Roll those damn bones, People.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Sunday, October 7, 2018

GG Week 6 Games Results


GG Week 6 Games:


#19 Texas 48-45 over #7 Oklahoma in the Red River Rivalry.
#22 Florida over #5 LSU 27-19 in the Swap. KBroni is there.
unranked Arizona State visits the #21 Colorado Buffs and gets beat, 28-21

KBron; 2 to go to 20. If only he had believed in Texas.
BroFro; 1 to go to 18.
RanPoozle; 1 to go to 17.
Jimbosuke; 1 to go to 17.
CCS; Naught into naught equals naught. 0 to stay at 15.
SockPuppet; Naught to stay at 13.
BridgeCaca; Naught to stay at 13.
McSuckin'; 1 to go to 13.
DPo; 1 to go to 13.
Seannie G; 1 to go to 13.

Some separation is happening.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life


Friday, October 5, 2018

BRFL Week 5 Results


BRFL Week 5 Results:

Pitt 14 @ UCF 45. Randog ascendant. Has 18.
Oregon Ducks 42 @ Cal 24. The Q Train rolls. Total 15.
BroFroYo and The Men of the Scarlet and Gray 27 @ PSU 26. Downfield blocking = Liberace. 11 total BRFL points.
Stanford 17 @ Notre dame 38. Ass-whipping in South Bend. -7 from the AP. SkHank with 7.
Teeba: Meechy comeback 20 -17 on the road vs. Northwestern. AP drop 1. Stay at 6.
McLovin; Alabama  with another tune-up game. 56-14 over Louisiana Lafayette. Crawls to 5 total.
Clemson 27 over resurgent Syracuse 23. CCS living on the edge. 2 total
UK dumps SowCow and Snottie grieves. 24 - 10 Wildcats over Cocks. 2 in the BRFL.
Wash U pumps life into BridgTurddd's BRFL run. 35-7 spanking of BYU. 2 total in the BRFL.
DPo. Arizona picks up their loss-of-the-week at the hands of USC. 24-20, Men of Troy. 2 BRFL.

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Kitten: Boise State 34 over Wyoming 14. Cowboy country-rock bullshit. Minus 3 points BRFL
SeannieG: MooU struggles with the Chippewas. Ekes out a win. Moves up to -3 BRFL points.
Florida 13 @ Mississippi State 6. -2 and then The Dreaded REAM. Sock Pup down to minus 6.
Jimbosuke: Florida State comes back 28-24 over Louisville on the road. Minus 8 the total.
KBronie: Wisco with the bye. Probably for the best. AP drops you 1. Minus 10.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

GG Week 6 Games

man eats burger on left

GG Week 6:

#19 Texas @ #7 Oklahoma.
Red River Rivalry
Noon. FOX.

#5 LSU @ #22 Florida
Is this really Ed Orgeron Time?
3:30 CBS

Arizona State @  #21 Colorado
Is Colorado the real deal in the PAC12?
4 PM  on PAC12 Channel

You make the call and ... roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life


GG Week 5 Results



Eleven Warriors Brave and Bold 27 over PSU 26.
Notre Dame crushes Stanford 38 - 17. Notre Dame is so for real.
Washington U whups up on BYU 35 - 7. Mormon hearts are broken.

KBronie. grabs one to go to 18.
BroFroYo. SWEEP, 5 to go to 17.
Randoodle. 2 to go to 16.
'BoSuke. SWEEP, 5 to go to 16.
CCS. SWEEP, 5 to go to 15.
SockPuppet. 2 to go to 13.
BridgPoopie. SWEEP, 5 to go to 13.
McSuckin. SWEEP, 5 to go to 12.
DPo. 2 to go to 12.
SeannieG. 2 to go to 12.

It's tight.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.