The Boys in the Band

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/the-ohio-state-university/2014/07/37842/audio-jon-waters-unleashes-vulgarity-laced-tirade-on-drum-major

Went to the TOSU v Wisco game in Columbus with McLovin' back in '07. Terrible performance by the TOSU Oline but they won anyway. Walking back toward downtown and looking to give the Bro a little tour of the campus we cut down past Mirror Lake toward West Campus where the Commissioner posted up for a few years. We found ourselves walking behind a drum major in full uniform fresh from the post game battle of the bands. This was early November, unseasonably mild, late afternoon in Columbus. The sprawling lawns of old campus covered with oak and buckeye leaves, late afternoon sun, the drum major carrying his tall white shako in one arm and I thought, man, that must be great. He walked into my old dorm, Baker Hall. The drum major. Fresh off a rousing TBDBITL performance. What fun!

Luckily I forgot all about it in an hour or so,  after McLovin and I demolished a few pitchers and tractor tire-sized plates of nachos watching LSU play Alabama and MSU almost knock off scUM in a sports bar the size of an aircraft hangar. This was the infamous "Little Brother" game.

Jimbosuke

A tradition like no other

September is coming  faster and with more force than poor Mr Lee.

Put the Gun down Sadie.

Don't point that thing at me

Put the Gun down Sadie

Love my sidepiece for free

Put the Gun down Sadie

AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAANnnd......

I'll put the load back on me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCw3-YTffo

On to this months history lesson. 

The Associated Press began its college football poll on Oct. 19, 1936, and it is now the longest-running poll of those that award national titles at the end of the season. The preseason poll was started in 1950. A panel of 60 sports writers and broadcasters from around the country votes on the poll weekly. All of the voters have an extensive background in covering college football. Alabama, last season's champion, and Notre Dame are tied for the most AP national titles with eight. Oklahoma has seven, while Miami and Southern California have five each. Beginning on Sept. 4, the AP Top 25 will be updated each week. In addition, each team's ranking will be mentioned in AP stories throughout the preseason and the regular season, along with a link to the Top 25: collegefootball.ap.org/poll

Lacavapalooza Pre-Game

Getting my Otsego on before the BRFL Bash. There are worse ways to spend a Saturday.

What do you expect from a guy named "Jo(h)n Waters"?

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/the-ohio-state-university/2014/07/37807/ohio-state-fires-band-director-jonathan-waters-due-to-sexualized-culture

Still The Best Damn Band In The Land. But now SEXUALIZED!

Go Bucks.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioiner for Life

BRFL Public Service Announcement - Gentlemen, Boost Your Ejaculate (that means spooge)

Authorities: Woman shoots lover after accusing him of bad sex, cheating

• Tom Greenwood
• The Detroit News
• 61 Comments

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Sadie Bell )

Southfield — He was low on ammo. She wasn’t.

A Southfield woman convicted in April of shooting her married lover because he didn’t ejaculate enough after coitus has been released from jail pending an appeal of her 10-year sentence.

According to the Oakland County Jail, Sadie Bell was released on Thursday after posting a $10,000 cash/surety bond pending an appeal of her sentence.

The bond was set by Circuit Judge Phyllis McMillen on Wednesday.

Bell, 58, was sentenced on June 26 after being convicted of intent to do great bodily harm, plus felony firearm, after she wounded Edward Lee, her married boyfriend of 15 years.

According to the Southfield Police Department, officers were called to an apartment complex in the 20000 block of Wakefield shortly after 5 p.m. July 28, 2013, on a report of a domestic dispute. There they found Bell and Lee.

“She was cooperative and we recovered a Smith & Wesson semi-automatic handgun,” Deputy Chief Nick Louissa said.

In a later statement, Bell said she was upset by Lee’s poor performance. She also accused him of cheating on her after noting that he hadn’t produced much ejaculate after their tryst.

“She was pretty graphic about why she had shot him,” Assistant Oakland County Prosecutor Paul Walton said. “She was convinced he was having an affair. She reached this conclusion by the fact that he didn’t produce enough ejaculate. So she shot him in the stomach.”

Lee, 60, spent five weeks in the hospital and underwent major surgeries for damage to his pancreas, colon, liver and kidney.

According to Walton, the granting of the bond was highly unusual in this type of case.

“She appealed to the district court for an appeal bond,” Walton said. “We have a state court ruling that says that after a conviction for an offense, especially a violent offense, the court shall remand that person into custody while they await sentencing. Our position is that she had already received her sentence, she wasn’t awaiting.”

This isn’t the first time Bell has picked up a weapon.

“In 1991, she shot her husband,” Walton said. “A report was taken but the husband refused to cooperate so there was no prosecution. But she clearly has a demonstrated history of violence.”

The prosecutor’s office has filed an appeal with McMillen.

“If she grants it, then it’s done,” Walton said. “If not, we’ll move up to the Court of Appeals.”

TGreenwood@detroitnews.com

From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20140718/METRO02/307180056#ixzz37r5H9S2k

Loser, McLovin'? Well.... let me tell you about another Loser.

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/college-football/2014/07/37457/mark-richt-is-a-good-dude

Feel better, DingleHole.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Bloggin', M'Bitches.

I've had an inquiry as to how to post on this here blog.

Uh....K. If yer already a contributor (and most of you IS a contributor) ya'll just go on up to the right han corner of yer screen and tap that there thing says "New post". That will take you to a new page. Dang if it don't look jest like a blank piece o' paper. Up the top there you gonna' see the word "Post' in orange letters, followed by a blank box. That there's where you put the title of yer post. Like, if it's about douchin' you'd put in somethin' like, oh....Douchin'. If youse Mikey you'd put Douchin'!!!!!!! then you haul off and post down below there. You can import video and paste yer damn pictures of bears and shit like that all you want. Ain't nobody gonna' even TRY to stop ya'. Then, when youse just about done with yer postin', ya'll go own back up the right han corner 'gin and hit that there word "Publish" which is in whaahte in an orange box and the very next damn tahm you log into the blog (like f'rinstance if you wanna look at yer masterpiece right away ya'll could go the left hand corner and tap "view blog") you gonna' see what ya' done did  on this here blog and I betcha' you gone be some damn happy doucher.

Ya'll enjoy yer postin' now, here?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

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