So God Created Lane Kiffin:The re-post...

Spawn of Satan.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Thad Matta Pimp

Buckeye hoops: wandering in the wilderness.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

More from Tuscaloosa, Den of Sin

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2014/01/32791/career-ending-injuries

Troll, Tide.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life.

Just Like Lacavapalooza

Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm

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2 hr ago  By Erik Kirschbaum of Reuters

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Flatulent cows contributed to a fire at a German farm Monday, police said. The gas had built up inside a shed, causing an explosion.

BERLIN — Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.

High levels of the gas had built up in the structure in the central German town of Rasdorf, then "a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames," the force said in a statement.

One cow was treated for burns, a police spokesman added.

Son of Satan

This one's for you, Snottie. Check out the link.

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2014/01/32735/alabama-loses-ricky-town

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Space. The final frontier.

Off-season. Boredom setting in.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Devil Baby Attacks

Enjoy.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Get thee behind me, Satan!

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2014/01/32508/alabama-fans-show-up-at-auburn-recruitment-dinner-harrass-recruits-and-coaches

ALL CAPS TEXTER BRADY HOKE!

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2014/01/32480/confidential-brady-hokes-intercepted-txts

Brady Hoke. The next Vince Lombardi.

"Urbie, the McRib is back. Repeat: the McRib is BACK!"

Season Ocho: Body Count

Results revised to reflect further boning of McLovin.

The final tally:

Charles Schanz, Jr.: 52  earns $401 Don't know why Jimwad was stealing the rest of your cheddar.(sorry, Chip, I thought it was 400. Not quite ringing the 400 bell.)
Jimbosuke: 41. $269. Way to try to take $11 bones from Chiphyllis. Baylor late season swoon leaves the Commissioner gasping by the roadside.
Snottie: 28. $113. Clemson hurts the Commissioner and downs the beloved Buckeyes. Strong finish for Snottie. Earns his second Liberace Trophy.
ClemboSlice: 27. $101. Has Clem ever won money before? Bruins bag him a nice Cnote.
SockPocket: 20. $17. Wisco disappoints but at least they made money.
---------------- Clemline: Seperating the winners from the losers since 2005 -----------------------------
SeaBiscuits: 18. - $7. The Legend losing money with Louisville. Sure sign of the Apocalypse.
Bungholio: 17. - $19. Lane Kiffin plus Pat Haden equals a shit mess. Hurtin'. Welcome to Tuscaloosa, Lane.
Randoucher: 15. - $43. From Miami Uphoria to abject depression in just a few weeks. They sucked.
Timay!: 11. -$91. Johnny Football lays some pipe to our international man of mystery. Dry ram.
BroPubes.: 10. -$103. Beamer Ball gashes the Bro a new asshole. GG bailout comes to the rescue.
Qspot: negative 3. -$259. Broncos leave smurf turf covered with shit and our girl wrings the hanky.
McLovin': negative 12. -$379. Lehman Brothers. Enron. Herbert Hoover. And McLovin'. Now we know how Custer felt. Bullshit Bulldogs hang a financial disaster on the Bro. Words fail me.

How good or bad were this year's picks, you're asking yourselves?

Commissioner has the answer.

Chip n"Sniff. MSU was UNRANKED and rose (get it?) to finish #3. Brilliant, amazing pick.
Jimbosuke. Baylor was unranked and rose to #6 before the wheels came off and they landed at #13. A good pick.  Not a great one.
Snottie. Clemson started at #8. Finished at #8. He had the first pick. Meh.
ClemboSlice. UCLA started at 21. Ended at #16. A good pick. Solid. For Clem, fucking amazing.
ChuckMeHard. Wisco started at 23. Finished at #22. I hate Wisconsin. Let's not talk about them.
SeaBagwam. Louisville started at 9 ended at #15. Substandard pick for Seannie. Hang your head.
The Great Bungholio. USC started at #24, ended with an interim coach and unranked at #19. If I live to be a hundred I will never understand this pick. An abomination. always think you know something none of us do. You can crush us at will, yet you play with us like we are cat toys covered in your spittle.
RanDingle: Miami started unranked, beat a shitty team and rose like a comet. Then they proceeded to play like they were heavily sedated and ended up unranked. It was really fun to watch. Thank you.
Timay!. Texas A&M started at #7. Tim subscribes to celebrity fanzines, apparently, and took the bait. Aggies finished @ #18 and Timay! is damaged.
BroFro. Virginia Tech? Tortured pre season analysis leads to a season of pain. Unranked ends unranked. You can't shine shit, Bro'.
QWoman. Boise State starts at #19. Any other year this is a rational pick. This year it's a total douchebag waving embarrassing misfire. Shame is your middle name. Broncocks end unranked.
McLovin'. Had an early pick. Georgia. Do you fucking believe Georgia was the #5 team in the AP in the preseason poll, Guys? ALERT: did we make sure we doinked McTool minus one from the start because he had the audacity to pick a top 5 team? Now updated. Jesus Christ Almighty, if we missed that opportunity to gore him one more time I'll never forgive myself. DBung, help me out. Does he owe even more then the $368 debt crisis his suck ass BullDouches hung on him? Do I need to even mention they ended up UNRANKED? Don't be sad, MickeyTool. You win the Bruce Pinkernell Pinky Parer.Mikey hasn't been fucked this hard since his bachelor party.

Thank you all for a wonderful season.
And those tee-shirts...Dudes...they are SO on the way.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Testing email to blog direct

Testing feather to bung.

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GG Bowls, Chapter 14: National Championship

Lead change in GG, Bros:

BroFro adds 2, 80.
Bungholio whiffs on both, 0, 79.
McLovin' logs a zero, 74
Chip n' Sniff adds 2, 73
Snottie sweeps! adds 5, 66
Jimbosuke adds 2, 65
Randude adds 2, 42
Sockpuppet shut out, 42
ClemboSlice, 37
Q, 36
Tbong, 34
SeaGra, 33

Tonight, #1 Florida State v #2 the Auburn Tigers, 8:30 PM, ESPN in the Rose Bowl, Pasadena, CA.

WAR EAGLE!

This one is worth 10 and will, most likely, decide a tight GG race.
Chip n' Stuff, McLovin', Bungholio and BroPubes could all take the 1st place cheese.

The way I remember GG since the last time I ran it is first place get's 80%, second gets 20% and third gets your 20 bucks back. We had universal participation. 20 bucks for 12 spots, 240 - 20, 220 purse. 80% of the purse = 176 bucks, 20% is 44 dollars and third gets 20. Check the math, Bros. DBung I know I said 70/30 and 20 bucks earlier but I think McLovin' was doing 80/20 and 20.

Jimbosuke is taking the Plainsmen of Auburn. Go Tigers. War Damn Eagle.

New Coach Blazes a Saddle into Austin, Texas

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2014/01/31897/charlie-strong-has-agreed-to-become-the-next-coach-at-texas


Texas has a new coach.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GGBowls, Chapter 13 Go, Daddy.

This is the white board in the TOSU locker room post game.

Two games this weekend, GG Bowls, Chapter 13;

1 PM today: U of Houston v Vanderbilt in the BBVA Compass Bowl.

9 PM Sunday night, Arkansas State v Ball State in the goDaddy Bowl.

2 for each win, 5 for the sweep.

The National Championship game is going to be worth 10 so plan your strategy.

Bunghholio 79
BroFro 78
McLovin' with the sweep 74
CCS 71
Jimbosuke 63
Snottie 61
SockPup 42
Randude 40
ClemboSlice 40
Q 36
TBung sweeps to 34
SeaGrass 33

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Chapter 12 Back to the Orange Bowl

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2014/01/31662/clemson-de-promises-to-be-a-handful-for-jack-malone-or-whatever

7:30 Oklahoma State v Missouri on Fox

8:30 THE Ohio State University v Clemson

3 for each win, 8 for the sweep.

Sorry I missed watching Satan lose last night. Damn.

Roll the bones. 

It's a tight race. Going into last night's game it was DBung, BroFro and Chip n' Dong, 1,2, 3.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Chapter 11: Big Game Bob vs Satan

GG Chapter 11

Stoops v Saban

One game only, the Sugar Bowl,  #3 Alabama v #11 Oklahoma
8:30 Tonight.

3 for the win.

Jimbosuke
Commissioner for Life

Feast o' the Bowls, GG Chapters 9 & 10.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:10225243


GG Bowls, Chapter 9:

Gator Bowl, by TaxSlayer: noon 1/1/14
Nebraska v Georgia Bulldogs

Heart of Dallas Bowl: noon
UNLasVegas v North Texas
(Hard to believe this is a real bowl game but there it is.)

Outback Steakhouse Bowl: 1 PM
Iowa v #16 LSU

1 for each win, 5 for the sweep.

GG Bowls, Chapter 10:

3 for each win, 10 for the sweep.

Capital One Bowl: BadgerCock Bowl: 1 PM
#19 Wisconsin v #9 South Carolina Gamecocks

The Rose Bowl, Grandaddy of them all and a beauty this year: 5 PM
#5 Stanford v #4 Meechy State University Spartans. Chip n' Stuff goes for the Glory.

Tostitoes Fiesta Bowl: 8:30 PM
#15 University of Central Florida (UCF) v #6 Baylor
Long live Jimbosuke.


Roll the bones, Boys. It's a major day in the GG contest.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life