Death by Bowls, Episode 5
Louisville sneaks by the U of Washington Huskies 35 - 34. Tyler Shough, L'ville 6th year senior QB, opts out and somebody named Harrison Bailey starts for the Cards at QB. U Wash scores late and goes for 2 and the win. Alas, no. $$uke with the win.
South Carolina Gamecocks bow to Illinois and enormously fat Burt Bielema. 21 - 17, Illini over 'Cocks. Only McLovin picked Illinois and I suspect he was really, really drunk when he made that pick.
Penn State blasts Boise State, 31 - 14 in our first CFP game. Yes, the dream dies in Glendale for BreauxFreaux but Timmy! advances. This is the kind of BRFL on BRFL violence we live for.
KBron. Add 1 to go to 38
Big Dom. Deuce. 46.
Breaux. 2 points. 49. To live is to suffer.
DPo. 2 + 46 = 48. CJK5H.
Ronde'. 1 to make 24. Just, God, like what the fuck?!
$$uke. 2 to add up to 62. I'm killing it.
DTBH. 1 to equal 39.
Lola O. 2 to reach 39.
SockPuppet. Add one to go to 44.
Psycho. 2 to rach 42.
Chiba. Only 1 but he still makes 49.
Q. 2 to break on through to 30.
Timmy! 2 to log 38 total.
McLovin. You're fuckin' shitting me. SWEEP! 5 to pull up to 38. Not sure how you cheated.
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