NFL Conference Championships

 Results:

Philadelphia seal-clubs San Francisco, 31 -7. When you're slapping a wrist-band on your running back before the third quarter it's time to go home. Teebs gets crushed, Lola advances to the Super Bowl. 

The Bengals lose a heart-breaker to the Chiefs, 23 - 20 on the road. Why there wasn't more Bengal blitzing is a mystery. A field goal sends Snottie home for the winter. SockPuppet to the Super Bowl. 

It all comes down to this Sunday. Lola vs. SockPuppet.

1. SockPuppet: Kansas City Chiefs

2. Lola: Philadelphia Eagles

3. Timmy!: San Francisco Forty-Niners

4. BreauxFreaux: Buffalo Bills

5. Snottie : Cincinnati Bengals

6. DPo: Minnesota Vikings

7. ChiChi: Tampa Bay

8. McLovin: Jacksonville Jaguars

9. Q: Dallas Cowboys

10. Jimbo$$uke: NY Giants

11. SpecialK Bronie: Seattle Seahawks

12. DogTheBountyHunter: L A Chargers

13. CCS: Baltimore Ravens

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life