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Tuesday, August 16, 2022

GG Week 1

 GG Week 1.



Penn State (UNR) @ Purdue (UNR), Ross-Ade Stadium, W. Lafeyette, IN, 8 PM, Thursday, 9/1, FOX.

Cincinnati (#23) @ Arkansas (#19), Razorback Stadium, Fayetteville, ARK, Saturday 9/3, 3:30 PM, ESPN. 

Notre Dame(#5) @ TOSU (#2), Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH, Saturday, 9/3, 7:30 PM, ABC.

Best Week One in a while.
Roll the bones, Friends.

Jimbo$$uke,
Commissioner for Life.



BRFL Draft Days


 BRFL Draft Days are here.

1. Lola. With the #1 pick Lola selects ... the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, AP#5, she starts at minus 6.
2. CCS, with the #2 pick in the 2022 BRFL draft, picks the #8th ranked Michigan Wolverines. CCS starts the season at minus 3. Do you guys know what 'seppuku' is? Google it. Then repent, Sinners.


3. DPo takes the #23 AP Houston Cougars with the #3 pick in the BRFL Draft.
4. KBronie, with the  #4 pick in the BRFL Draft, taps the Oregon Ducks, #11 AP.
5. Teeblations picks the Michigan State Spartans (#15 AP) with the #5 pick of the BRFL Draft.
6. Jimbo$$uke, with the #6 pick in the 2022 BRFL Draft, takes the Texas Longhorns, unranked AP.


7. SockPuppet gives the Baylor Bears the nod with the 7th pick of the 2022 BRFL Draft. Baylor is ranked AP#10. SockPuppet starts at minus 1.
8. QXXX, with the number 8 pick in The Draft, takes the Iowa Hawkeyes, unranked in the AP.
9. Dog The Bounty Hunter goes with the Utah Utes with the number 9 pick. The Utes are ranked #7 AP so DTBH starts the season at minus 4.
10. BroFro, with the number 10 pick in The Draft, picks the NC State Wolfpack, AP #13.


11. Snottie, picking at #11 in the BRFL Draft, goes with the Wisconsin Badgers, #18 AP. Badgermania.
12. ChibaChews (formerly known as Kitten) tabs the #12 Cincinnati Bearcats with the #11 pick in the BRFL Draft.



13. Ronde', with the #13 pick in The Draft, pulls the trigger on USC, ranked #14 in the AP. 13th pick? #14? A beautiful symmetry here, courtesy of the Randude. 
14. McLovin selects Ohio State (Buckeyes), AP #2,  with the #14 pick of the BRFL Draft. Starts the season at minus 9. Almost have to admire his moxie.



And we're underway, Boys and Girls!


Jimbo$$uke,
Commissioner for Life
8/20/2022







Monday, August 15, 2022

The AP Poll is OUT. BRFL Draft Order.

Listen to the Commissioner

Good Christ,  the AP Poll is OUT!
Seems early.
I don't give a shit. This is happening. 
BRFL Draft Days start tomorrow at dawn.

Have I done one iota of research? No.
Did the 'research' I did last year help me? Fuck no.
Let's roll out the draft order for '22, Freaks:

1. Lola. This is your chance. Align your chakras.
2. CCS. ShamePenguin guy, you're up second.
3. DPo. Coin-flip with the Bronie. You won.
4. KBronieBoy. Things already going not really your way.
5. Timmy!
6. Jimbo$$uke, Commissioner for Life.
7. SockPuppet. Pressure, Bitch. Feel it.
8. QXXX.
9. Dog The Bounty Hunter.
10. BroFro. Show us what you got.
11. Snottie. You've never won, right? Because you suck, right?
12. ChibaChew (formerly 'Kitten'). Show me you deserved that battlefield promotion, FartSmell.
13. Ronde'. 
14. McLovin. Your bullshit tells me, "Don't count this Prick out."

I'll be in touch.

Jimbo$$uke,
Commissioner for Life

It's ON.