DPo, what was the name of the award we were going to give to the biggest scumbag every year? The guy who used the dead girls credit card for gas monay? Played for Florida, I thnk. Tavaris Jackson or something like that.
What is it with USC and skeevy Athletic Directors? First Mike Garrett. Now this Ass-Clown.
This years ballot:
Pat Haden
Art Briles
Skankey
Kenneth Starr
Bill Clinton
Any other finalists?
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Jamar Hornsby Award. It was earned so many times by Randidle that I believe we unofficially changed it to the Randall Zuckerman Award for Above Average Douchecanoery.
ReplyDeleteOther finalists: Art Briles for instituting coed rape as a permissible benefit. Then, using one of the rape victims he failed to protect as blackmail leverage against the university to get a massive payday.
ReplyDeleteSEC commissioner SKANKEY, a SUNY Cortland piece of stool, who tried to keep the Yanks out of Dixie and sayin' football camps are bad for the kids.
Okay. Skankey is on the list. Make sure you read the whole transcript of Fuck-man and Donkey Dick.
ReplyDeleteAdding Kenneth Starr.
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