Total Tool Wins Heismaniac 2.0

Yep, I can't stand it either. Snottwad takes the "Heismaniac 2.0 The Feasting" cheese. On the plus side, only marginal participation from the asswipes in the league. I believe this year's entry fee was $2, so Scott takes home a whopping $16. 

BRFL Final Tally, Season Ten

It's over.

Please double check the figures but it looks like SkHank edged Snottie by 1 point.

Here's how it went down:

SkHank and the Cardinal dominate the Rose Bowl. AP moves him up 2. 3 points for the Bowl win. He had 40 going into the Bowls. Ends with 45. Plus the  No Drop = 46. The CHAMPION.

Snottie. Had 38 heading into the bowls. Owns Oklahoma in the first round. 7 points puts HIM at 45. But...Clemson goes down to hated 'Bama in the NCS final and the AP moves you down 1 from the #1 to the #2 spot. You finish with 44. That has to hurt.

Jimbosuke. Had 20 going into the Bowls, destroys Okie State, AP shows love, adds a move up of 6, 3 for the win, I end up with 29. Add the No Drop, 30. Life-long dream of winning the Liberace is realized. Can die now.

SeaGrass. Had 20 going into the playoffs. Got creamed by much hated 'Bama. No points. Even worse,  AP shows rage and deducts 3. Finish with 24. No Liberace for you, my friend.

SockPuppet. The TOSU experiment disappoints. They come to life in the bowls (entering at 12 points) and obliterate the Golden Domers. Good for a move up of 3 and 3 for the win, end with 19, when you add the No Drop.

Teebs. The Domers. Such promise early on but then the injuries just kept piling up. Into bowl season with 20. Then you ran into the Buckeye Death Machine and get ass-whipped by the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. AP shows disdain. Moves you down 3. End with 17.

Texas A&M. The Q. A brief moment in the sun. Then, steady slide into the abyss. You entered the bowls with 13, then BroFro finally put you out of your considerable misery with a whuppin'. End with 13.

McLuvin'. It could have been so much worse. You need to thank God every night for Mark Helfreich, the Oregon coach who came completely unglued when your Toads came storming back behind the understudy QB, AP shows crazy love. Moves you up 4, you get 3 for the win, you started with 5, you end with 13 because you get one for the No Drop.

BroFro. Beat down on the Qster and Texas A&M. You pick up 3 to go to 10 on the season.

DPo. Bowl season starts with you at 6. ScarFace finishes strong and you get a win. End with 9.

Chip n Tuck: A rocky season of misery ends with a win for the Broncos and you land at 6 for the final.

Negative territory:

Randude. Arkansas came on strong there at the end. Kind of makes you wonder what the fuck was going on in the first half of the season. Bowl game win rounds out your total at minus 1.

Killer Bee. Definitely second thoughts about joining this little enterprise. Couldn't get a break this year. Coach ends up getting fired after, what, 15 years? Heisman hopeful blows his knee out. The mascot dies. What can I say? At least you had the pleasure of beating those buttholes from Happy Valley. Bowl win gives you 3. You finish with minus 7.

ClemboSlice. You are the X factor. No one could keep track of your team. Aided by your total absence from any blogging. One week the Troymen sucked. The next they looked dominant. And back again. So many reams and diddles you're going to need an asshole transplant. In your finale you douche out to perennial BRFL favorite Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Remember that name, Amigo. Could be your pick for  next year. Oh, and yeah, you ended at minus 10. Gambling may not be "where it's at" for you.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Bowlapalooza: NCS Game

Clemson v Alabama.

1 for the win.
1 for points scored in first half (if you are within 6 you get this point)
1 for points scored in second half (again, within 6, including overtime).

5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Scores Update

BRFL scores update, pre-final AP Poll.

First, we have a man in the CFP final. Snottie. He already padded his resume' with a CFP playoff win, worth 7 points (see "Living Document"), which puts him out front with 45. If Clemson wins it's not even close and Snott makes some serious $$$$.

Skank wins his bowl as Stanford plunders Iowa in Pasadena. This is a bowl game like any other even though it was one of the New Year's Six. Gives him 3. His total is 43. As noted, if Snottie wins, the BRFL season ten title is his. If he loses, it depends on if the AP punishes him hard and rewards Stanford much for shutting down the Hawkeyes. Conceivably we could end with a tie, like last year. Either way, Snottie is going for back to back BRFL titles, something that has never happened before.

In other news, here are the other BRFL bowl winners and their estimated gains added to their end of season totals:

TCU in the amazing comeback over Oregon. 3 plus 5 = 8. McLuvin'
Georgia outlasts Pa. State. 3 - 10 = Minus 7. Killer Bee.
VTech edges Tulsa. 3 + 6 = 9 Dpong
Boise State humiliates NIU. 3 + 3 = 6 Chip n' Dale
Louisville drops Texas A&M. 3 + 7 =10 BroFro
THE Ohio State University dismantles Notre Dome. 3 + 12 = 15 SockPumpIt
Ole Miss dominates Oklahoma State. 3 + 20 + 23 Jimbosuke dreams of Liberace
Arkansas crushes K State. 3 - 4 = Minus 1 Randoobie

USC edged by Wisconsin. ClemboSlice Season of Gloom
Texas A&M downed by L'ville. Another crap out for the Q.
Notre Dame busted by the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. Teebs fetches up in fetal position.
Meechy State blanked by 'Bama. Seannie Graham leaves some points on the table.

We'll have to wait until the final AP Poll comes out but, right now, at the very top of the BRFL food chain, it's too close to call.

Jimbosuke

GG Chapter 11, Final Countdown Part Two.

Stanford vs. Iowa
Pasadena, CA (last night)

Ole Miss vs. Oklahoma State
New Orleans, LA (last night)

Penn State vs Georgia (noon today)
Jacksonville, FL

1 for the win,
5 for the Sweep

There are three more games today.
Check them out on the previous post.

GG Bowlapalooza, Chapter 12, January 2

Kansas State v Arkansas Razorbacks (Kicks off at 3:20 PM)
Memphis, TN

Oregon Ducks v TCU
San Antonio, TX

West Virginia Mountaineers v Arizona State
Phoenix, AZ

1 for the win,
5 for the Sweep

Jimbosuke