Additionally, at a BRFL subcommittee meeting this weekend, the Commissioner, Long May He Reign, heard a proposal to up the pain ante on those who chose to play it safe and tap a top 5 team. This proposal was quickly considered, discussed and ratified by the Commissioner, Blessings Be Upon Him. Henceforth, the #1 pick starts -10 in the hole, #2 is -8 and #3,4 and 5 all start at -4.
I figure it is time to stir things up and propose an additional side bet that will keep the masses engaged, since most of these dolts check out by mid-September. I'll call it Pick 6. When the poll comes out, each soon-to-be-destitute moron picks 6 teams they think will be ranked the highest by the end of the season. But they will select 1 team in the top 5 AP preseason, 1 team ranked among those 6-10, 1 team from 11-15, 1 from 16-20, 1 from 21 to 25 and one team unranked.I will provide periodic and seemingly random and inaccurate standing updates throughout the season. Final ranking done with the final poll. $10 per loser. Payout either winner take all or split among a top 2 or 3. i will decide near the end of the season when i see how I'm doing.
Having been at the afore mentioned subcommittee meeting, please understand that it was also determined the new rule will forever be known as the "D. Bag D.Po rule". In honor of Drew's massively lame ass, pussified, homo inspired Oregon pick from 2013. Embarrassing. HSR
Oregon lost me $20. The problem with the new penalty is it discourages dupes like McVagitch from spectacular financial failure.That shit is fun to watch.
McDingle will probably still pick a top 5 team. No worries. I read your pick 6 blather with interest. Another ten bucks but another reason to go on living if you pick a dog. Like Georgia.
Please don't put porno up on the blog.
ReplyDeleteAdditionally, at a BRFL subcommittee meeting this weekend, the Commissioner, Long May He Reign, heard a proposal to up the pain ante on those who chose to play it safe and tap a top 5 team. This proposal was quickly considered, discussed and ratified by the Commissioner, Blessings Be Upon Him. Henceforth, the #1 pick starts -10 in the hole, #2 is -8 and #3,4 and 5 all start at -4.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.
I figure it is time to stir things up and propose an additional side bet that will keep the masses engaged, since most of these dolts check out by mid-September. I'll call it Pick 6. When the poll comes out, each soon-to-be-destitute moron picks 6 teams they think will be ranked the highest by the end of the season. But they will select 1 team in the top 5 AP preseason, 1 team ranked among those 6-10, 1 team from 11-15, 1 from 16-20, 1 from 21 to 25 and one team unranked.I will provide periodic and seemingly random and inaccurate standing updates throughout the season. Final ranking done with the final poll. $10 per loser. Payout either winner take all or split among a top 2 or 3. i will decide near the end of the season when i see how I'm doing.
DeleteHaving been at the afore mentioned subcommittee meeting, please understand that it was also determined the new rule will forever be known as the "D. Bag D.Po rule". In honor of Drew's massively lame ass, pussified, homo inspired Oregon pick from 2013. Embarrassing. HSR
DeleteOregon lost me $20. The problem with the new penalty is it discourages dupes like McVagitch from spectacular financial failure.That shit is fun to watch.
DeleteYou lost 20 bucks with Oregon last year? That's interesting.
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McDingle will probably still pick a top 5 team. No worries. I read your pick 6 blather with interest. Another ten bucks but another reason to go on living if you pick a dog. Like Georgia.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Pablo. Welcome.
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