GG Week 15 Results

Cignetti gonna' cignetti

 Week 15.

Conference Championships.

The Dream dies for Q in Arlington. All that money Texas Tech spent in the off-season pays off as the Raiders give the Cougs a pasting, 34 - 7. Bear Bachmeier is battered and gimpy after the first quarter, but he sure looked good on that first drive. After that, not so much. TTech earns the first round bye. If I'm Quathy (and I'm not) I'm hoping Sock Puppy's Texas A&M squad never gets off the tarmac and loses in the first round. Then it just comes down to GG. Tight it is, Obie Wan.

Georgia lays a whuppin' on Alabama. Dawgs 28, Tide 7 in the SEC finale. Nobody wants to play Georgia right now. I speak for myself when I say that a timely flu epidemic in their practice facility would not be unwelcome. Aren't these the guys that are all the time getting arrested for driving 140 mph in school zones? One can hope. Law enforcement, wake the fuck up! Tide is still in the playoffs (it's an SEC thing). McLovin has big dreams. Alabama rushed for -3 yards against the Bulldogs.

Um ... Jayden Fielding is not exactly clutch. With a chance to (likely) send a game, during which they pretty much sucked, into overtime, the Buckeye kicker blasts a 27 yd FG attempt deep into the stands, way wide right. That's a 27 yarder, People. Emblematic of Ohio State's star-studded offense in Indianapolis, where they managed a miserable 10 total points and insisted on playing turtle-ball and lining up as many tight ends on the field as they could, on almost every play. Indiana turnstiles Buckeye offensive linemen all game long. B1G officiating crew says it's 'okay' to tackle Ohio State D linemen. Holding is not a "thing" in the B1G. All that aside, this was a total douche job by the crew from Columbus. 

Indiana 13, Ohio State 10. Indiana. Fucking Indiana University!

There was exactly one sweep. 

Q. Only 1. 29 is your total. Suddenly, you need to focus like a laser beam on GG.

Chiba. 2. You have 28. Your team won the Mountain West, Bro. Congratulations.

DogTheBountyHunter. GUTTERBALL. Somebody had to roll one. You have 26. Tied for last. 

Lola. 2 to reach 26. It's a little less lonely at the bottom.

Ronde'. 1 to make 31. Trying harder than most years.

DPo. 2 to get up to 29. Imagine me making a fart noise.

Sock. 2 to add up to 30. Win in the playoffs and GG is no big deal. Lose and GG is your LIFE.

KBroniePonyBoy. SWEEP! 5 to take the lead at 42. Nice.

$$uke. 1. Total 27. Just sad. 😞

Psycho. 2 to hit 39. Is this the best you've ever done in GG, BlowHole?

Teebs. Add 2 to make 34. Performing at a surprisingly respectable level.

McLovin. 1 to get 28. Are you, like, a pervert?

Big Dom. 2 to hit 40, but sucking hind tit to the Broney now.

BroFro. 2 to reach 39. I told you; Watch out for this scumbag.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Results

 Week 14.

Rivalry Week.

Texas 27, TAMU 17, in Austin, Texas. DTBH, DPo and McLovin all took Texas. Everybody else got bitch-slapped. I did not see this one coming. Should have. The Longhorns on a Friday night in Austin in the Lone Star Showdown? I didn't see this game. But the box score says something about Marcel Reed tossing a couple INTs in the fourth quarter. Sockpuppet feels pain.

Ohio State 27, Michigan 9. The Ohio State O-line wakes from its slumber and dog-walks the Maize and Blue. Note #77, the much maligned right guard (Tegra Tshabola) and tight end Will Kacmarek (#89) doing a little road grading for Isaiah West, one of two OSU freshman RBs that had success in Ann Arbor on Saturday afternoon. 

 

Vanderbilt 45, Tennessee 24, in Knoxville. I started watching this game and, for most of the first half, it looked like anybody's game to win. Turned back to it later and Vanderbilt was kicking the living shit out of the Vols. Another chapter written in The Book of Diego. And to think, he's only 35 years old. A big, hot, steaming shit taken on Ronde's dreams that he definitely wasn't asking for. 

Q. 1 to reach 28. Q's killing it in the BRFL. Does not give one shit about GG.

Chiba. 1 to go to 26. I'm tired of your excuses.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2 to snag 26. Hook 'em.

Lola. 2 to make it to 24. That's last place.

Ronde'. Scores 1 to make it to 30. These points are suddenly crucial for  you.

DPo. 25 + 2 = 27. Hook 'em.

SockPuppet. 2 to get 28. Grief is a part of life, Homie.

KBronieBoy. 2 to storm up to 37. What's your deal?!

$$uke. 1. Total 26. Just, well, completely unacceptable. 

Psycho. 2. Turns out he had Vandy and I didn't count it. Holy shit, he's tied for the lead. He'd better be. He has Illinois. 38 total. 

Teebs. Just 1. But a respectable total of 32. Cheating?

McLovin. 2. Total 27. I have negative feelings about this.

Big Dom. Only 1 but this fucker is still crushing it with 38. Very uncomfortable with this situation.

BreauxFreaux. Just the 1. BUT. The Fro now has 37 so don't sleep on The Bro.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15 Games

 Week 15.

Conference Championships.

Now, this here? This is a slate of games that a Commissioner can be proud of. All Saturday games.

BYU vs. Texas Tech, noon, ABC, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX.

Georgia vs Alabama, 4 PM, ABC, Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA.

Indiana vs Ohio State, 8 PM, Fox, Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis, Indiana.

Roll the bones, People. 

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

Bowlapolypse 2025-6

 Bowls and Playoffs.

The BRFL will be dropping fewer rounds of bowl games this year. We will do our best to feature every playoff game. At the time of this writing no one really knows which teams are going to play in which games. But, with the exception of playoff games, one thing we have learned is that it just doesn't matter. Why doesn't it matter? 💰💰💰. Players that are entering the draft will sit out. Probably players that are Transfer Portal bound might opt out. Who the hell knows who the coach of this or that team will be? So, basically, picking the winner of any non-playoff bowls is not much more than a coin flip. 

Here are the games we will feature as we roll toward the end of the season:

December 19 : Myrtle Beach Bowl

                         Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl

                         College Football Playoff (CFP) 1st round game

December 20: 3 differerent CFP games

December 27: BadBoy Mowers Pinstripe BOwl

                        Pop-Tarts Bowl

                        Tax-Slayer Gator Bowl

January 1: 3 different CFP Quarter Final Games

January 8, 9 and 19: CFP Semifinal Games and the National Championship Game. 

The usual rules apply. 1 for a win, 5 for a sweep.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Games

Rivalry Week. 

FRIDAY NIGHT.

Texas A&M at Texas (Longhorns), in Austin, 7:30 PM, ABC. SockPuppy with moist pantaloons for this one? I'm thinking 'yes', sopping, soaking, dripping, wet pantaloons. You fucking know the Longhorns be playin' with that strange Matthew McConnaughey ju-ju. 

SATURDAY.

Ohio State at Michigan, in Ann Arbor, Noon, FOX. Check out Gus Johnson's horrid moustache. This thing is a travesty. I expect some hysterics and hyperbole from Gus. That's his schtick. The network has been hyping this game since last week. Enough already. Personally, I'm hoping for a minimum of fights and ejections. And a lack of questionable calls by the officials. 

Vanderbilt at Tennessee Vols, in Knoxvillew, 7:30, ESPN. There are people in Knoxville who will want to kill Josh Heupel if he loses this game. And I think it was Psycho who pointed out that Clark Lea, Vandy's coach, comes off as totally a ... psychopath. My question here is, is Clark Lea a white guy or just a super pale black guy? Not that it matters. Is he an albino? Here's a shot of him next to an average white guy and an average black guy. What's your deal, Clark?

YOU make the call. 

Roll the bones.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Results

 Week 13.

The Ponies are back. SMU ass-whips Louisville on the road, 38 - 6. The Big-12 is so confusing that I've lost track of whether this beat-down matters. The AP loved it and so did BroniePony Boy. Q is the only one who picked Louisville. Not sure why. Let's keep her in our prayers, Guys. 

Oregon 42, USC 27. Lincoln Riley still hasn't figured out the whole defense thing. It's nice that the TroyMen threw for 330 yards but, well, Oregon picked up a total of 436 and 179 of that was running the ball. USC rushed for a team total of 52 yards. Rang up zero sacks. 2 TFLs. 1 INT. 

Not that you give a shit but I can't hate Dan Lanning anymore. He called out the SEC for scheduling week 13 games with Coastal Carolina, Mercer, Eastern Illinois (Roll Tide!), Charlotte and Samford. Book 'em, Dan-O. Murder One. 

Pitt 42, Georgia Tech 28. This looks like a blow out and it was. In the first quarter. Then Georgia Tech got their shit straightened around and turned it into a game. If not for an untimely pick-six (a 100 yard pick-six) it could have been maybe, sort of, well ... different. This is the usual fucked up shit that goes on in the ACC so shout out to Ronde', $$uke and Teebs for picking the Panthers. 

Q: Add 2 to reach 27. Good. 

ChibaChews: Add 2 to go up to 25. Not so good.

DogTheBountyHunter: 2 to make 24. Getting less good.

Lola: 2 to get ... 22. This is bad.

Ronde': SWEEP! 5 to go to 29. Comeback time?

DPo: 2 to make 25. Not trying that hard.

SockPuppy: 2 to reach 26. Meh.

KBroneyPonyBoy: 2 and now he has 35. Clawing his way toward World Domination.

$$uke: SWEEP! 5 to make 25. $$uke, The Resurrection. 

Psycho: 2 gives him 36. So close, but those GTech boys fucked you over.

Teeblations; SWEEP! 5 to make 31 and you, my lad, are definitely a player now.

McLovin: 2 added to your 23 gives you 25. $$uke has that after betting the ranch and losing. How does that make you feel? About yourself I mean?

Big Dom: 2. A chance for glory slips away with your numbskull bet on GTech. Still, you have 37.

BreauxFreaux: 2 to reach 36. You're hurting. You're healing. There's always next week.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Results

 Week 12.

McLovin was working on a half-chub when he told me about his SWEEP last weekend. Like, 'DUDE, I swept!'. 

Being the Commissioner is sometimes hard. You have to ask the tough questions. Deliver bad news. Make your own kin feel like shit. So I didn't enjoy doing it but I told 'Lovin that, yeah, it was really great that he got a sweep and all but, then again, so did ten other people out of a possible fourteen. So, you know, like, feather my bung, Bitch.

Notre Dame guts Pittsburgh on the road, 37 -15. Jeremiah Love runs for twice as many yards as the whole Pittsburgh team. CJ Carr kind of plays like shit, tossing 2 INTs and gaining 7 yards on 5 totes. Best part of the game was Marcus Freeman shoving Pat Narduzzi when he went to convert the obligatory post-game coach's handshake into an awkward man-hug. Like, get the fuck off me, Sweaty White Guy.

My favorite Notre Dame player's name? Junior Tuihalamaka. Close second? Boubacar Traore. Good Irish  lads from the Old Sod. 

USC sneaks by Iowa 26 -21 at home. In a driving rain. In Los Angeles. Mark Gronowski does not play well. USC's defense plays just well enough. Why does Iowa give the west coast teams of the B1G Ten such trouble? Are the west coast teams, I hate to even think this, pussies? Can they not handle a little Man Bawl from chronically overpaid and underachieving Kirk Ferentz? I don't know. Look, let's just forget I even brought it up. 

Georgia violates Texas 35 -10 between the hedges and turns what was supposed to be a  marquee game into a giggler. Gunner Stockton puts on a show: 24/29 for 229 and 4 TDs (an INT, too, so there's that) and 6 carries for 29 yards and a touchdown. Arch Manning's stat line was, eh, not as good.

Texas can't run the ball. Their defense is tired. Georgia looks like a sack full of starving raccoons dropped in the meat department of Price Chopper.

Q. 2. Admire the way you will always pick Iowa. 2 to make 25.

Chiba. SWEEP! 5 adds up to 23.

DTBH. 2. Also a compulsive Iowa picker. 2 to get 22.

Lola. SWEEP! 5 plus 15 equals 20. You don't see that every day.

Ronde'. SWEEP! 5 to reach 24. Turning it around maybe?

DPo. SWEEP! 5 to your 18 makes 23. My take on you is that I don't know what the hell to think about you.

Sock. SWEEP! 5 to reach 24. I would keep an eye on Q's GG scores if I were you. But I'm not you. 

KBro. SWEEP! 5 moves you up to 33. Nice. Could be better.

$$uke. SWEEP! 5 to make 20 after being decimated in a failed Bet the Ranch bid last week.

Psycho. SWEEP! 5 to your 29 gives you 34. Almost dominant.

Teebs. 2 to make 26. Iowa, Teeblations? Pourquoi?

McLovin. SWEEP! 5 to bust up to 23. Not so special but I'm still proud of you.

Big Dom. SWEEP! Add 5 to your 30 and you are the Leader with 35. I fart in your general direction.

BroFro. SWEEP! 5 to getcha' to 34. So close. Have you thought of just killing Big Dom?

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Games

 Week 13.

Louisville at SMU. Noon on  ESPN2. The Ponies still have a playoff shot but they must win out, leaving Breaux Freaux with a damp set of undies down the stretch. Louisville blew their chances last week by douching out vs Clemson by mysteriously missing two field goals on consecutive possessions in the fourth quarter. Point shaving much? 

USC at Oregon. Autzen Stadium. 3:30 on CBS. Hello again, Gary Danielson. 

USC can take a giant step toward the playoffs by dumping the ducks on the road. In fact, a USC upset here makes the boring-as-fuck B1G Ten interesting again. 

Who do you hate more, Dan Lanning or Lincoln Riley? I know what my answer is. And it's not Lincoln Riley.

Pittsburgh at Georgia Tech. 7 PM. ESPN. Both of these teams have playoff aspirations. Can Pitt flip the script and get a faceful of bunghole? It's not for me to say.

Roll the bones.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11 Results

 Week 11 Results

BYU takes a little trip down to Lubbock and also takes an ass-beatin' from TTech. BYU 7, Texas Tech 29. And the Cougar's 7 came in the 4th quarter when the game was effectively over. Most of us nailed this one. The Red Raiders are for real. 

Texas A&M goes on the road and pushes Missouri around for four quartes. TAMU 38, Missouri 17. Missouri was without their QB1 so only McLovin picked them.

Hats off to Ronde' and Teebs who didn't forget that DJ Lagway, the Florida signal caller, is a fragile, broken shell of a man. I couldn't watch this game anymore after the Gators went three and out on their first possession of the third quarter. Kentucky 38, Florida 7 (those 7 were in the first quarter, by the way). Lagway tosses three interceptions and apparently gets yanked for some guy named Tramell Jones, Jr. Florida also loses a fumble. Kentucky gets in on the Turnoverpalooza with 1 pick and three lost fumbles. 

This comedy of errors caused $$uke considerable pain, since he bet the ranch and you don't get nothin' for two out of three. 

Q. 1 to go to 23. 

Chiba. 2 to make 18. One of your best showings.

DTBH. 1 to make 20.

Lola. Texted picks in from Guatemala. Now that's effort. 2 to make 15.

Ronde'. 2 to reach 19.

DPo. 2 to  make it to 18.

Sockpocket. 2 to garner 19 on the season.

KBro. 2 to make 28. Acute pain watching his Gators crumble. 

$$uke. Had 26. Bet the Ranch. Lost 13 of those. Got 2 right. Add it up, Bitch. I have 15.

Psycho. 2 to get 29.

Teebs. SWEEP! The only one. 5 to make it 24. Suddenly a Star.

McLovin. 1 to make it 18. Just stop it.

Big Dom. 2 to reach 30. The GG Leader. 

BroFro. 2 to make 29.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Games

 Week 12

#10 Notre Dame at #24 Pittsburgh, Acrisure Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA. Noon on ABC. As of now, the home team is an 11.5 point dog to Notre Dame. 

#20 Iowa at #19 USC, in LA. Who the fuck cheats on the punting unit? USC, that's who. This game is at 3:30 and, as far as I can tell, it is not televised. Probably you can find it on the B1G Network. I cannot and I will not feature another game with fucking Oklahoma. 

#11 Texas at #5 Georgia, in Athens, at 7:30 on ABC. Yes, I am sick to death of these assholes too. But this is an intriguing game. Georgia came close to losing to Florida (okay, it was a neutral site) and Florida is an incredibly dysfunctional team this year. And, as far as Texas is concerned, are they good? It depends on the week. I don't know the answer. 

Roll the bones.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11 Games

 Week 11

#8 BYU at #9 Texas Tech, in Lubbock. Big game? Sure. Really big. Noon on ABC. 

#3 Texas A&M at #19 Missouri. On Faurot Field in Columbia, Missouri. Should be a blow out. Should be. 3:30 on ABC.

Florida at Kentucky. 7:30. The SEC Network. In Lexington. Kentucky should get their asses kicked. But this is Florida. Are they a lot more talented than Kentucky? Of course. Can they still find a way to lose to Kentucky? Hell yes. Will they? How the hell am I supposed to know that?

Roll the bones.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Results

 Week 10

Arch Manning was in 'concussion protocol' this week. Which means he was sure to play Saturday. 25/33, 328 yds passing, 3 TDs and 0 INTs and most of that was without Ryan Wingo, his best receiver who left the game with an injury.

Texas 34 over Vandy 31.

Oklahoma dumps Tennessee in Knoxville, 33 - 27. John Mateer walks in for the go ahead score. 

Utah carpet bombs Cincinnati 45 -14 at home. Didn't see this kind of a beat-down coming. 

No sweeps.

Q: 1. Total 22. Not bad

ChibaChews: 1. Adds up to 16. Not good.

DTBH. 1. Total 19. Meh.

Lola. 1. Total 13. This is 'bad'.

Ronde'. 0. Another GUTTERBALL. 17 total. 

DPo. 2. 16 total. Stinky.

Sock. 1. 17. Low energy guy.

KBro. 1. 26 the total. Oh. What could have been.

$$uke. 2. Now with 26. Fucking Tennessee.

Psycho. 1. 27 total. 

Teebs. 0. GUTTERBALL. 19 total.

McLovin. 0. GUTTERBALL. 17 total. Putrid.

Big Dom. 1. In the lead with 28

BroFro. 2 to make 27. Dangerous player. 

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Games

 Week 10.

#9 Vanderbilt at #20 Texas Longhorns. DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium. Noon. ABC. A noon game for these guys? The dude who made the schedule didn't get the memo that Vandy was really good this year.

#15 Oklahoma Sooners at #14 Tennessee. Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN. I know, I know. I'm sick as fuck of Oklahoma too, but there weren't that many good games this week. John Mateer looks to redeem himself as a half-way decent high-school QB2.

#17 Cincinnati Bearcats at #24 Utah Utes. Some GG hearts will be broken by the end of this game. Book it. 

And roll the bones.

Lorne Malvo,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9 Results

 Week 9

Texas A&M dump-trucks LSU in Baton Rouge and drives another nail into Screaming Brian Kelly's coffin. TAMU: 224 yds rushing. LSU: 60. This stat is a little skewed because LSU QB Garrett Nussmeier somehow managed to lose 44 yards on 6 carries. He wasn't sacked once. Texas A&M 49, LSU 25.

LSU's defense seems to be trying. 7 sacks, 2 TFLs, 2 INTs. But Brian Kelly's offense is ass. 

Oklahoma and Ole Miss squared off in the Palace on the Prairie and the Sooners took the 'L' 34 - 26. Trinidad Chambliss can run. John Mateer thinks he can run (he can't but that didn't stop him from trying 13 times for 17 yards.) Neither one can throw very well, except for that one beauty that Mr. Chambliss dropped into the basket for Dae'Quan Wright to stick the fork in Oklahoma. 

Brent Venables needs a new offensive coordinator.

Missouri throws a scare into the Commodores, but they still end up on the losing end. Mizzu 10, Vandy 17, at home in Nashville. Right now nobody wants to play Vanderbilt.

Q. SWEEP! 5 to make it to 21. This is kind of a big deal.

Chiba. 2 to get to 15. Hates John Mateer. 

DogTheBountyHunter. SWEEP! Needed 5 to reach 18.

Lola. SWEEP! Anchor down! Finally sticks with Vandy and it pays off. Total is 12.

Ronde'. 2 + 15 = 17.

DPo. Good Lord. 1. Up to 14 now. 

Sockpuppy. SWEEP! 5 to reach 16. Turning it around in GG? I doubt it.

KBro. SWEEP! 5 to make 25.

$$uke. 2 to stall out at 24. Hate the whole state of Oklahoma.

Psycho. SWEEP! 5 to go to 26. Making a move.

Teebs. SWEEP! 5 to reach 19 and damned if you don't need every point, Mr. LSU-guy.

McLovin. 2 to make 17. Not really doing very well.

Big Dom. SWEEP! Power surge. 5 to take the lead with 27.

BroFro. 2 to make 25. Another John Mateer hater. 

Lorne Malvo,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 8 Results

 Week 8

Q: The Holy War. BYU slides by Utah with an anemic 26 yd FG in the first half. The rest of the time the teams just traded TDs. This was a rivalry game but, still. Utah maybe shows that BYU is beatable. Bear Bachmeier is a fucked up handle for a Mormon QB. Q leads the BRFL. 33 points for Gods sakes. (See spread sheet)

Chiba: Still mystified by the Boise pick. Hangs 56 on UNLV. Didn't know UNLV had a team. The Chews breaks out of negative territory. With zero.

                                     

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Last week the Ream, this week the Bye. This weekend, BYU in Ames, Iowa. With two losses already the Cyclones need to dump the Cougars to get the dog back in The Dog. Personally? I don't think it's gonna' happen. Stock up on highly processed foods before prices go up.You have 1 point, Dog.

Lola. Oregon is #5 in the AP after mercilessly shelling Rutgers in Piscataway. Yet Lola is not exactly killing it, BRFL wise. What gives? The byzantine BRFL Rules, dumb-ass. That's what gives. Total 8 for Lola. 

Ronde' has Tennessee. Tennessee got blistered by Alabama in Tuscaloosa. Tennessee is a 2 loss team. This weekend was a major setback for Ronde's bid for the BRFL First Place Cheese. Demoted to a total of 19. Some hand-wringing about possibly missing the playoffs. Well, probably missing the playoffs. You have 19, Ronde'. A few wins away from Glory.

DPo. Nebraska. Diddle week 7. Ream Week 8. The Cornhuskers lose on the road at Minnesota. 'Braska was a risky but pontential brilliant pick. Alas. The O-line. How many times has Dylan Raiola been sacked? 9 times against Minnesota. Fucking 9 times! Deceiving stat. His total sacks on the season are not that high but if you watch a Nebraska game you'll see Mr. Raiola running for his life and Houdini-ing the pocket just to get a pass off. Frequently. Sad. You have 8, Po. Ski-U-Mah.

SockPuppy. TAMU beating up on everyone. And yet, 45 - 42 over Arkansas? Sure, it was on the road but like does Arkansas even have a coach? Woo-Pig-Suey, Bro. Cause for concern? You have 31.

KBro. Opens up a can of Whoop-ass on lowly Clemson. You almost feel he should get a Diddle for that. Sadly, no. 1 point. Minus 9 the total. Which is better than minus 10. Is there hope for the Southern Methodists? It's not for me to say.

$$uke. Arizona State dumps undefeated Texas Tech in Tempe. Honestly? This was almost like an Act of God. Sam Leavitt bounced passes off TTech defender's facemasks. He hit them in the hands with the ball. He hit one of them in the chest with it. Yet, they had no picks. TTech knocked the ball loose over and over again and still. No fumble recoveries. With 2 minutes left Texas Tech led 22 - 19. And the Sun Devils marched it down the field and found the end zone. It was worth watching this often boring game just to see the pandemonium as the fans took over the field. A Diddle keeps $$uke alive with minus 7 total. 

Psycho. Illinois with the bye week. Weird thing. The AP moves the Illini into the poll (Diddle) at #23 (2) more. Big weekend almost takes Psycho off life-support. Minus 1 is your total. 

Timmy! Weekend from Hell in Nashville. LSU takes the 'L' from red-hot Vanderbilt and Teebs gets the Ream. The AP is merciless and drops him 10 spots. He had a respectable 7. Now he has minus 3. To live is to suffer. And it's TAMU this weekend. 

McLovin. Alabama drops Tennesseee. We've been over this. McLovin is gaining ground and I, for one, am uncomfortable with it. 13 point total.

Big Dom. So dominant against the Sun Devils last week, this week they take the Ream from the Mormons across the street. We've talked about this. Minus 7 weekend. Still, a respectable 10 on the year. Not sure what to think about the Utes.

BroFro. Again we ask ourselves, why Memphis? I believe they got the Diddle last week. This week they just douche it up all over the place and lose to the University of Alabama at Birmingham. Puzzling. With this week's Ream, the Bro's total is 10 on the season.

Lorne Malvo

Commissioner for Life