GG Bowls, Episode 6 Results

 Death by Bowls. Episode 6.

CFP games. 

Cam Skattebo. Texas outlasts Arizona State in double OT, 39 - 31 Longhorns. Horns up, Forks down in an epic slugfest. All fourteen BRFLers picked Texas and had to change their shorts at least once during this game. 

Ohio State bitch-slaps Oregon 41 - 21 in the Rose Bowl. It was 34 - 0 at the half, in case you missed it. 

Notre Dame bests Georgia, 23 - 10. Well, okay. Georgia kind of limped into this one but, hey, a win's a win. 

KBron. 2 to go to 40, breaking through that '30s' barrier.

Big Dom. SWEEP! Add 5 to 46 and you have 51. Late season surge for BigD.

BreauxFreaux. Add 2 to get to ... 51. 

DPo. 1 to make 49. Had a chance. Squandered it. 

Ronde'. 1 to 'reach' 25. Another tragi-comic attempt at picking three games. Sigh.

$$uke. 2 to make 64. Sixty Four. 

Dawg. 1 to make 40. That's not that great.

Lola O. 2 to get to 41. If memory serves, this is much better than usual.

SockPuppet. 1 to step to 45. A player. Not a major player. 

Psycho. SWEEP! 5 to blast through to 47. Don't sleep on Psycho.

ChibaChews. SWEEP! 5 to go up to 54. I have no words. 

Q. 2 to get 32. I admire the way you haven't given up. You probably should have. 

Timmy! 2 + 38 = 40. Nice.

McLovin. SWEEP! Okay, what the fuck is going on with McLovin?! 5 to go to 43.

Lance Herbstrong, 

Commissioner for Life.

GG Bowls, Episode 5 Results

 Death by Bowls, Episode 5

Louisville sneaks by the U of Washington Huskies 35 - 34. Tyler Shough, L'ville 6th year senior QB, opts out and somebody named Harrison Bailey starts for the Cards at QB. U Wash scores late and goes for 2 and the win. Alas, no. $$uke with the win. 

South Carolina Gamecocks bow to Illinois and enormously fat Burt Bielema. 21 - 17, Illini over 'Cocks. Only McLovin picked Illinois and I suspect he was really, really drunk when he made that pick.

Penn State blasts Boise State, 31 - 14 in our first CFP game. Yes, the dream dies in Glendale for BreauxFreaux but Timmy! advances. This is the kind of BRFL on BRFL violence we live for. 

KBron. Add 1 to go to 38

Big Dom. Deuce. 46.

Breaux. 2 points. 49. To live is to suffer.

DPo. 2 + 46 = 48. CJK5H.

Ronde'. 1 to make 24. Just, God, like what the fuck?!

$$uke. 2 to add up to 62. I'm killing it. 

DTBH. 1 to equal 39.

Lola O. 2 to reach 39.

SockPuppet. Add one to go to 44.

Psycho. 2 to rach 42.

Chiba. Only 1 but he still makes 49.

Q. 2 to break on through to 30.

Timmy! 2 to log 38 total.

McLovin. You're fuckin' shitting me. SWEEP! 5 to pull up to 38. Not sure how you cheated. 

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life.

GG Bowls, Episode 4 Results

Death by Bowls Episode 4.

Iowa State edges Miami in the Pop Tarts Bowl. 'Clones 42, 'Canes 41. Miami players punching each other on the sideline. Only DPo and BigDom picked this game right. 

Miami of Ohio kills the Colorado State Rams 43 - 17. A blow out. I had the Rams. 

Colorado Buffaloes get blown out by BYU, 26 -14. Deion Sanders is a fraud. I had the Buffs.

KBron. Add 1 to reach 37.

Big Dom. SWEEP! 5 to reach a total of 44. Surging

BreauxFreaux. Only 1 makes it 47.

DPo. Also only 1. 46.

Ronde'. Adds 1 to reach 23.

$$uke. gutterball.  Shit. 0 and stay at 60.

Dawg. 1 for a total of 38.

Lola O. Deuce adds up to 37.

SockPuppet. gutterball. Stay at 43. 

Psycho. 39 + 1 = 40.

ChibaChews. No entry. Incapacitated. 48.

Q. 2 to get up to 28.

Timmy! gutterball. Stay at 36.

McLovin. gutterball. Again? What's your deal? 33.

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life.

Death by Bowls, Episode 7

 The final GG of the season.

Death by Bowls, Episode 7.

Penn State vs Notre Dame in the CFP semifinal. 

Capital One Orange Bowl, Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FL

Thursday, January 9, 7:30, ESPN.

Notre Dame 27, Penn State 24.

Ohio State vs Texas Longhorns in the CFP semifinal.

Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX

Friday, January 10, 7:30, ESPN.

Ohio State 28, Texas 14.

CFP Finals

Ohio State vs Notre Dame

Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA

Monday, January 20, 7:30, ESPN.

And so, Brothers and Sisters, it's time to pick your final GG game of the season. It's worth 1 as a GG game, just like the semis. 

1 for each win, 5 for a sweep.

Roll the bones. 

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life.

Death by Bowls, Episode 3 Results

 First round of the CFPs.

An avalanche of points.

Nine out of fourteen swept. 

Yes, there is a 'seeding problem' with the CFP.

Penn State guts the Mustangs of SMU. PSU 38, Ponies 10.

Texas stifles Clemson, 38 -24. At least the Tigers made it a game. 

Ohio State bludgeons Tennessee. Buckeyes 42, Vols 17.

KBron. SWEEP! 31 + 5 = 36. First sweep in a long time for the Bronie Bro. 

Big Dom. SWEEP! Add 5 to 34 makes 39.

BreauxFreaux. SWEEP! Picks up 5 to go to 46.

DPo. SWEEP! Pulls down 5, makes 45.

Ronde'. 1 to get to 22 because...Ronde'.

$$uke. SWEEP! Another 5 and it's 60 total. My dust. Eat it.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2 to go to 37. Vols pick cost you.

Lola O. 2 to reach 35. 35 is the new 22.

SockPuppet. SWEEP! 5 more, plus 38, you have 43.

Psycho. SWEEP! Grab 5 and to up to 39.

ChibaChews. SWEEP! 5 to make an impressive 48.

Q. 2 to get to 26. Not great.

Timmy! 2 to reach 36. The Vols, Tim? Really?

McLovin. SWEEP! Add 5, have 33. Redemption song.

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissiner for Life.

GG Bowls Results, Episode 2

 Death by Bowls 2.

Sam Houston drops Georgia Southern 31 -26 in one of those bowl games that Psycho rants about being 'stupid'. Everybody except DogTheBountyHunter picked Georgia Southern. I never heard of Sam Houston University or whatever it is. 

The Ohio Bobcats pull out a close one over Jacksonville State, 30 -27. This one featured a brawl after one of the 'Cats stomped on a J'ville State player. Fun!

The Florida Gators fuck up Tulane 33 - 8 to continue a late season surge by the Fightin' Billy Napiers. KMan orgasmic. 

KBron. 1 to go to 31.

Big Dom. 1 to make 34.

The Breaux. 2 to step to 41.

The 'Po. 2 to reach 40.

Ronde'. Another gutterball. What the fuck with this guy? 21.

$$uke. 2 to make 55.

Dawg. 33 + 2 = 35 on the year.

Lola O. Adds to to reach 33.

Sock. Plus 2 for 38.

Psycho. Deuce adds up to 34.

Chiba. Coming on here late, 2 more, 43 total.

Q. 1 adds up to 24. Better than Ronde'.

Timmy! No entry. Secret mission to Rangoon. Still. Call it a gutterball. 34.

McLovin. 1 plus 27 is 28. What's your problem?

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life.

Death by Bowls Results. Episode 1.

 Episode 1 Results. December 9th.

Sorry for the delay, SportsFans, but you know how Bowl Season is. 

Let's get to it:

Every single GG participant, all fourteen of us, picked Army in the Army/Navy game. So, of course, Navy opened up a can of WhoopAss on Army to the tune of Navy 31, Army 13. No sweeps this week.

Jacksonville State drops a big turd on South Carolina State. 28 -7 the final. 

Memphis slides by West Virginia U in a close on, 42 - 37, Tigers over Mountaineers.

KBron. 2 to get to 30.

BigDom. 2 to reach 33.

BreauxFreaux. 2 for a total of 39.

DPo. 2 for 38.

Ronde'. Gutterball. Just not your year. Stay at 21.

$$uke. Add 2 to make 53. Love this guy.

Dawg. 1 to set up at 33. 

Lola O. 2 to get to 31.

SockPuppet. 1 to get to 36.

Psycho. Rolls a gutterball. 0. Stay at 32.

Chiba. Only 1 but total is 41.

Q. Another gutterball. Limping toward the finish line. Stay at 23.

Timmy! 1 to make 34.

McLovin. Gutterball Guy. 0. Stay at 27. Sad.

Lance Hebstrong

Commissioner for Life

Death by Bowls, Episode 6.

 CFP Games.

All tomorrow, January 1.

Texas Longhorns v Arizona State, Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl

Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, Georgia. 1 PM, ESPN.

Ohio State v Oregon, The Rose Bowl

Pasadena, California. 5 PM, ESPN

                   

Notre Dame v Georgia, AllState Sugar Bowl

Caesars Superdome, New Orleans, Louisianna, 8:45 PM, ESPN

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life

                 

Death by Bowls, Episode 5

 Episode 5.

All games 12/31.

Louisville Cardinals vs. the U of Washington Huskies.

Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl

El Paso, TX, 2 PM, CBS

U of South Carolina vs. U of Illinois

Cheez-It Citrus Bow

Camping World Stadium, Orlando, FL, 3 PM, ABC

Penn State U vs. Boise State U

CFP Quarter Final Game

Vrbo Fiesta Bowl, State Farm Stadium, Glendale, AZ, 7:30 PM, ESPN

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life. 

GG Death by Bowls, Episode 4

Episode 4.

All Saturday, 12/28, games.

Down and dirty, dog eat dog. Fuck off, it's Christmas Eve.

Iowa State Cyclones vs. Miami Hurricanes. 3:30 PM. Pop Tarts Bowl, Camping World Stadium, Orlando, Fla. ABC.

Miami of Ohio vs. Colorado State Rams. 4:30 PM. Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl, Tucson, AZ. The CW Network. Nobody knows what 'The CW Network' is. 

Colorado Buffaloes vs. BYU Cougars. 7:30 PM. Valero Alamo Bowl, the Alamodome, San Antonio, TX. ABC.

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

 

GG Death by Bowls, Episode 3

 Episode 3.

Southern Methodist U Mustangs @ Penn State. Beaver Stadium. Noon. TNT/Max (whatever the hell that is). CFP playoff game #2.

Clemson Tigers @ Texas Longhorns. Austin, TX. 4:05 PM. Again with the 'TNT/Max' thing. CFP game 3.

Tennessee Volunteers @ Ohio State, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH, 8 PM. ESPN. CFP 4.

cjk4h.

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life.

GG Death by Bowls, Episode 2

 Episode 2.

Thursday, December 19:

Georgia Southern vs Sam Houson Bearkats. R+L Carrier New Orleans Bowl, Caesar's Superdome, New Orleans. 7 PM on ESPN2.

Friday, December 20:

Ohio Bobcats vs Jacksonville State. Staff DNA Cure Bowl. Camping World Stadium. Orlando, Florida. Noon on ESPN.

Tulane vs Florida Gators. Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl. Raymond James Stadium. Tampa, Florida. 3:30 PM, ESPN2.

Roll the bones,

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 15 Results

 Week 15.

KBron. Memphis. Did not play (DNP). The AP bumps you up one. Bitch. +23.

Big Dom. SMU goes down to Dumbo, 31 - 34 on a walk off 56 yard FG. The pain is real. So real. The 'L' is compounded by the AP docking you minus 4. +42 is where you live, BD.

BreauxFreaux. Once again, Ashton Jeanty is THE MAN. Nothing less than The Heisman, as far as I'm concerned. Boise State Broncos 21, UNLV 7. 3 for the Conference Championship win (see the Living Document), +1 on the no-drop, +2 move-up from the Almighty AP, huge +6 weekend. +52 total heading into your BYE week in the playoffs. Only the Ponies can cock-block you from taking The Cheese. 

DPo. The God Squad DNP. +15.

Ronde'. VTech DNP. Unranked, it's all about zero. +13.

$$uke. Louisville DNP. So close, yet so very far. +19 on the season.

DTBH. Kansas DNP. Your brief run at relevance comes to an end. 0 on the season.

Lola O. LSU DNP. So nowhere. Minus 1 on the year.

Psycho. Tennessee doesn't play for the SEC championship. Yet the playoffs beckon. Just to be an asshole, the AP drops you 1. + 28 on the year. 

SockPuppet. Miami DNP. From contender to Mr. Nobody in just 15 weeks. AP rubs salt in your wounds. Minus 1 in The Poll. +25 on the season. 

Chiba. Utes DNP. Just a piss-poor season for you, My Lad. Minus 10. Are you even bowl eligible? Too lazy to look it up.

Q. FSU. 😂😂😂DNP. Minus 21.

Timmy! Penn State 37, Oregon 45. Will James Franklin ever win a meaningful game? The AP takes it easy on you, only minus 2. + 24 on the season and you're playoff bound. The law of averages says that PSU gets a win, at least in the first round. Then again ... James Franklin.

McLovin. Ohio State DNP for the conference championship. Again. Ryan Day coaching for his life in the playoffs. Weirdness: 1 for the no drop. And the AP says "+1" move up on The Poll. +7 on the year. Make a run in the playoffs or die, McLovin. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15 Results

 GG, Conference Championships Edition

There were no sweeps. 

Arizona State ass-whips Iowa State. Sun Devils 45, 'Clones 19. Most people picked Arizona State but early on it looked like the Cyclones were going to make a game of it. But then ... Cam Skattebo.

Georgia dumps Texas in OT. Dawgs 22, Horns 19. Very few picked this one right. I wasn't one of the very few. This pisses me off. 

Clemson bests SMU. Tigers 34, Ponies 31 on a walk-off 56 yard field goal. SockPuppet is the only one of the fourteen BRFLers who called this one. Hating.

KBron. 1 to make 28.

BigDom. 1 to go to 31.

BreauxFreaux. 1 to reach 37.

DPo. Deuce. 36.

Ronde'. Double up. 21. Still not good.

$$uke. Just one. 51. Dumbass.

Dawg. Gutterball. 0 + 32 = 32.

Lola O. 1 to go to 29.

SockPuppet. 2 to get to 35. Nice.

Psycho. 1. 32. Get it together.

Chiba. 1 to reach 40. Threatening? Fuck you.

Q. 1. 23. Yeah. Twenty three.

Timmy! 1. 33.

McLovin. 1 to make 27. No big deal.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG, Death by Bowls, Part 1.

 Part 1.

Army @ Navy. Landover, MD. 3 PM, Saturday, 12/14, CBS.

Technically this is not a bowl game. So?

Jackson State vs South Carolina State, Cricket Celebration Bowl (??), 12/14, Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA. Noon. ABC.

Memphis vs West Virginia Mountaineers, Scooters Coffee Frisco Bowl (??!), 12/17, Toyota Stadium, Frisco, TX, 9 PM, ESPN.

Be rolling the bones, My People. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissoner for Life