Penn State 33 over USC 30, in Los Angeles, in OT.
LSU 29 over Ole Miss 26, in Baton Rouge, in OT.
Oregon 32 over Ohio State 31, in Eugene.
More alcohol, less hope.
Penn State 33 over USC 30, in Los Angeles, in OT.
LSU 29 over Ole Miss 26, in Baton Rouge, in OT.
Oregon 32 over Ohio State 31, in Eugene.
Sonny Styles |
Note: We've gone back Old School when it comes to BRFL communication. The Spread Sheet stuff just didn't really work out.
BigDom. (Formerly CCS). SMU has found themselves a QB. Ponies 34 over Louisville, 27. The Cards take it in the cloaca at home. BigDom with 1 for the win, +5 for the DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE!, +6 on the week, +17 total.
BreauxFreaux. Boise State both hosts and cock-whips Utah State to the tune of 62 - 30 in Idaho. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, +4 for the Move Up, +6 on the week and, hello, +26 for the total to take the lead. You Bitch, Breaux.
DPo. God Flamers postpone their tilt against FIU until 10/8. Whatever. Call it +11 for now. Wait ... this just in, The Party of God overcomes FIU 31 -24 in OT, 10/8/2024. Why does it feel like this team has reached its ceiling? +12 their updated puny-ass score.
Ronde'. VTech 31 on the road over Stanford 7. Some controversy on the scoring here. We straightened it out. 1 for the win. +1 on the week. +10 on the season. VTech still essentially nobody.
$$uke. How brief the glory. Cards trampled by the Ponies, 27 - 34 at home. Minus 3 on the power plunge out of the AP. Then, it's REAM! time, minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the weekend. $$uke down to +13. 😥
DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas drops another one. 31 - 35, the Jayhawks take the "L" on the road vs the Sun Devils. Sadness. Stay at minus 4.
Lola O. LSU DNP. 1 for the no drop. Total is +9.
SockPuppet. On the road, Miami bests Cal 39 - 38. 1 for the win, 1 for the no-drop, +2 on the move up (???), +4 weekend, +24 on the season for Sock and the Puppet Master.
Psycho (formerly Snottie). Wooo-Pig-soooiiieee. The Vols go down on the road to Arkansas, 14 - 19. Minus 4 on the drop. Total is +15 on the season. Suddenly, like ... you're nobody.
Chiba. Utes DNP. Still. 1 for the no drop. +2 on the move up. +3 on the weekend. You should just not play more often. +3 on the year.
Q. Are you fucking kidding me? At home, FSU lays another egg. Clemson 29, Florida State 13. An absolute disaster in Tallahassee. Stay at minus 22.
Timmy!, UCLA comes to Happy Valley and gets handled by the Nittanys, 27 - 11. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 on the move-up (really? UCLA?) +5 weekend, +12 for Timmy! on the season. Road trip to the Coliseum looms.
McLovin. Buckeyes rock the All-Greys and bully Iowa in Columbus, 35 - 7 the final. But ... Iowa. Road trip to Eugene will tell the tale. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up, McLovin is at minus 1.
Ole Miss @ LSU. Baton Rouge, Louisianna, 7:30, abc
Ohio State @ Oregon, Autzen Stadium, Eugene, Oregon, 7:30, NBC.
Roll the bones.
Macho, macho man. |
Freaks,
That's it, Bitches,
#15 Louisville @ Notre Dame #16, in South Bend. 3:30 PM, on the 'cock (NBC Peacock).
#2 Georgia @ Alabama #4, in Tuscaloosa. 7:30 PM, ESPN+.
unranked Washington State @ Boise State #25. Boise, Idaho. 10 PM, FS1.
GG Faithful,
Arizona comes to Manhattan, Kansas, and gets schooled. KState 31, Arizona 7. KSU Wildcat QB Avery Johnson lights it up in Bill Snyder Memorial Stadium, 14/23 for 156 and 2 TDs and, oh yeah, 17 totes for 110 yards and a 6.5 yd average on the ground. Kansas State's leading rusher.
LSU downs the Gamecocks 36 - 33. SowCow can't hold them off and Lola O escapes with the dub.
Pitt entertains West Virginny and is down 34 - 24 with 4:49 left in the game. Alabama tranny QB Eli Holstein (21/30 301 yds., 10 yds avg.) puts the Pitt Panthers on his back and somehow engineers a 38 - 34 Pittsburgh victory. This guy was on fire.
See the spread sheet I emailed you for scores.
Don't even talk to me about Excel spreadsheets and almost dead computer towers. Especially not you, DPo, not-doing-so-well-in-the-BRFL Guy.
I kicked it old school on my Gazzintas and cipherin this week and, sparing you the mathematical genius stuff, this is where you stand, Douchebillys:
KBron: +9. Coxswain.
BigDom: +9. Tool.
Breaux: +8. Fuck off.
DPo: +9. Your face. My ass.
Ronde': +8. Yesterday's scrotum.
$$uke: +21. Mega Cock.
Dawg: - 4. I hear a gas station attendant laughing.
Lola O: -1. Participation trophy.
Psycho: +12. Asshole. Liberace.
SockPuppet: +13. Compulsive masturbation.
Chiba: +2. Disordered chromosomes.
Q: - 23: Found on the road dead as fuck.
Timmy: -1. Embarrassing gerbil fetish.
McLovin: -9. No. Just ... no.
GG Week 3.
Patrons of the BRFL,
The Commissioner's computer continues to die a slow, painful death. At this point, when I tickle the magic plastic keys, I never really know, for sure, what I'm going to get.
Texas Longhorns at Michigan, in Ann Arbor, Noon, FOX.
Georgia Tech at Szracuse, in The Dome, Noon, ACC Network, whatever that is.
Iowa State at Iowa, 3é30, CBS-Paramount.
Bitches, the tzpos in this post are not an accident. Mz hard drive is slipping. the Computer Genius was here todaz, house call, and the diagnosis is terminal. Hospice. So, thatäs the deal. I canät even punctuate. Fuck zou.
ROLL THE BONES.