GG. The Final Chapter.
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| Hello, Oregon. |
Indiana hangs 56 on Oregon in the first game of the CFP Semis. Indiana 56, Oregon 22, the final. This was when you knew Indiana was truly not fucking around.
Indiana's defense gets 3 sacks, 10 TFLs and an INT for a pick six. Oregon rushes for, collectively, 93 yards. Mendoza goes 17/20 and 5 TDs against 0 INTs for the Hoosiers.
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| Michael Irvin doing Michael Irvin shit. |
January 10:
In the desert, in the Fiesta Bowl, Miami edges Ole Miss 31 -27. Carson Beck had minus 6 yards rushing on the day ( he was sacked 4 times) but his 3 yard scramble for 6 sunk the Rebs with 18 ticks left on the clock. Mark Fletcher, 133 yds on 22 totes.
Mark Fletcher is a problem for defenses.
Miami's defense mostly kept a lid on Trinidad Chambliss and the Ole Miss offense. Lane Kiffin not welcome in Mississippi.
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| 3 Hoosier pancake at the 4 yard line. |
And then. In Miami Gardens, FL., Indiana University dumps Miami, 27 - 21. But for the huge crowd of Indiana fans, this could have been, more or less, a home game for Miami, on their home field. But no, the Hoosier fans showed up. So did heavy underdog Miami. Carson Beck tosses the inevitable interception to stop what looked likely to be an epic game winning drive. Honestly, who among us thought Carson Beck's brain was hitting on all cylinders after getting nuked on a roughing the passer call, with 1:26 left? Maybe that's why his last pass as a 6th year senior was underthrown to a receiver bracketed by two Indiana DBs. I don't know. It's not for me to say.
However.
Let's remember, Friends, who's laughing all the way to the bank here. It's Carson Beck. Invited to not return to Georgia after last year's playoff ending injury ("We're sorry you need to have the elbow of your throwing arm reconstructed but we're heading in a different direction, Carson"), C Beck says "Oh, yeah?!" and picks up a 3 million dollar bag from Miami, returns to form after a nasty rehab and takes the 'Canes one wrong coverage read and an underthrown ball from the National Championship. Significantly upping his draft stock along the way.
And I don't give a shit that he didn't shake Fernando Mendoza's hand after the game.
Remember that for this GG round you got 1 point for each semi-final game you got right and 2 points if you picked the Championship game correctly. 6 points for a SWEEP!
Q. Picked up 3. Ends the season with 45.
Chiba Chews. SWEEP! 6 points boosts him to a final of 45.
DogTheBountyHunter. 3 points. Total 36. His worst showing by far. What's the deal?
Lola. SWEEP! 6 brings you to 41. Far better than most years.
Ronde'. SWEEP! 6 points takes him to 44. Saved it for the end he did.
DPo. 3. Total 37. Lacked motivation.
SockPuppet. SWEEP! 6 lands you at 49. Pretty good.
KBronie. 3. Could have really used a SWEEP here. Alas, no. 53.
$$uke the Mindless. GUTTERBALL! 0. First of the year. End with a puny 37.
Psycho. GUTTERBALL! 0. Placed wild bets hoping for upsets. We've all been there. Total 48.
Teeblations. SWEEP! Picks up 6 to top out at 54. So, so impressive.
McLovin. SWEEP! Have to think he cheated. 6 to end the season with 43.
Big Dom. SWEEP! Crushes the final chapter for 6 and a total of 56, which ties him for the GG crown with...
BroFro. SWEEP! 6 to slide home with 56. I warned you and warned you about this turd. Never, ever count him out of GG until the final tally.
"What about my BRFL points?", you're thinking.
1st place, Big Dom and BreauxFreaux each get 10.
2nd place, Teebs gets 9.
3rd place, KBroni earns 8.
4th place, SockPuppet with 7.
5th place is Psycho and that's good for 6 points.
6th place, Chiba and Q, each get 5 points.
7th place, that's Ronde' with 44 and he picks up 4 points.
8th place, give it up for Lola, People, 3 points.
9th place, that's McLovin, with 39. I remember when he was in last place. 2 points.
10th place, otherwise known as last place, $$uke the Mindless and DPo. 1 point each. Sad.
No points for you, DTBH.
Lorne Malvo
Commissioner for Life
